Thursday, March 9, 2017

Building Cannot Be Entered


CLAREMONT (AP) - There is a building nobody noticed before on Main Street. All attempts to enter the building have ended in failure.

"We walked in the front door and as soon as we put our feet down we realized we were coming out of the back door. We were all in the back yard. The back yard, instead of the house, where we should have been," said a police officer who wishes to remain nameless, aspires to be voiceless, and hopes one day to vanish altogether.

Local children call it “the mystery house” and spend their hours cavorting and frolicking around its featureless stone walls and decrepit lawn furnishings (hideous lawn gnomes, structurally impossible wooden benches, et cetera).

Mayor Tombaugh offered no comment on the house except for a mournful, strained wail when called on the telephone.


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