I did it.
I went to school and told the principal that I'm quitting.
I know, I said I was going to call them, but I think it would be better that I told him in person.
It's gonna make the experience so much better.
When I went to the principal's office, though it kinda reminds me of the last time I went in there for something I have done (particularly the one where Jan wasn't around), he was enjoying his lousy decaf coffee and eating Dunkin' Donuts like all fatass principal who enjoys to just laze around inside rather than getting involved outside where the student welfare actually mattered.
Principal: Ah, Ms. Anderson. I was about to call your home to ask of your whereabouts, since you have been absent from school more than the grace period time of absence
Me: Flowery words, Mr. P, but I'm here to tell you, I quit school
Principal: Oh? On what grounds?
Me: On the grounds that I don't like it and I don't really give a shit about schooling
Principal: Well, that is some strong opinion there, Ms Anderson, but I'm afraid I cannot allow you to do that
Me: On what grounds? (I was being sarcastic here)
Principal: On the grounds that you are underage and you are in no position to refuse education
Me: Fuck that! You just want my money. Is that it? You want to keep me here so that I can keep paying you bloody school fees and money you do not deserve?
Principal: Now, let's not jump off that far. I never said that
Me: But you implied it
Principal: I merely state that it is my responsibility to keep you educated, to prepare in the real world...
Me: No, you don't. None of what we learn will ever truly apply in the real world, and you fucking know that well
Principal: I will not have language in my office
Me: Well, I'll keep going until you'll let me off, you fucking hypocritical prick
Principal: I don't see any reason I should let you go
Me: And I don't see any reason you SHOULDN'T let me go
Our argument continued for a while, but I could tell that impotent bastard was losing his patience. I nagged him about first amendments and my freedom of speech and my free will to want to accept education or not, but he didn't seem to want to budge, and he sounded intent to keep me in school no matter what bloody fucking reason I give him or no matter how I argue my point
So you know what I did?
No, I didn't kill him, though I wish to. But I'm not that stupid.
No, I just got myself expelled.
Violence is not tolerated here in my school, so I did the 3-strikes-you're-out kinda thing. I've already have been caught twice for fighting, the 2nd one being the one where I tried to come alone to school without Jan.
So I stormed out of the office, grabbed the first guy I see, slammed his head against the wall just enough to crack his skull a little but not kill him, then gave him a good whacking enough to send him hospitalize.
I've always had a talent in fighting somehow. I dunno where I got my strengths from. I never went for physical training or anything, but my fists tend to have a mean punch somehow and I've got the stamina of something entirely out there.
That's why I told you it's not pretty and you don't wanna know what happened the last time.
Seriously.
So third time is the charm. Mr. P had no choice but to expel me. Armed with the letter of termination, I came home, feeling rather good at myself. I slapped the letter on the dining table at Momma and made my way upstairs, turning the music out loud and totally ignoring her shouts and banging at the door while typing this.
If it weren't for the fact that Jan is still going freakily MIA on me, I'd say I did the best thing I've ever done in my life.
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