It has been a few months since Legolas has stayed in your house. Your brother has found out about Legolas in your house, but you lied to him about him being a new student in your tuition class and that he was a Leggy lookalike AND he's just looking for a place to stay until his education here is over (Yeah, right :P). Thankfully he bought it (your brother is a sucker when it comes to your lies). Anywho, one day, after a long night of tuition, you go back home and are looking forward to a nice long bath. You have already undressed and when you open your bathroom door, you are shocked to see Legolas undressing, getting ready for bath too!!!
You apologize and quickly slam the door, but he took it quite casually and stands in front of you, saying:If you wish to bathe, I'll let you go first. You: Errr...Errmmm...No, no thanks. You go first. You turn around and are about to leave but Legolas has taken your hand.
You pry your hand away and get out of there as fast as you can, but Legolas has the upper hand. He throws you into the bathtub and removes the rest of his clothings, revealing to you his bare body. You yell threats and curses as you cover your eyes.
Anywho, he joins you inside the bathtub. Your heart beats really bad. Why the sudden gesture? Why, after all this time, suddenly change into this hunky, romantic and sexy mode? You have always dreamed of being intimate with the Elf Prince of LOTR (if you never thought of it, you're mad) but you aren't quite prepared for this. He takes down the shower hose and ran warm water all over your bare body. He then rubs the bathing gel with his gentle elf hands on you. You want to ask why is he doing this but your head is swooning and drowning in his passionate touch. He gazes deep into your eyes and slowly advances forward, ready to kiss you when suddenly he pulls away from you, his eyes staring at you in horror.
You: What's wrong, Leggy? *looking worried*
Without a word, he gets out of the bathtub and leaves the bathroom. You are puzzled at his sudden reaction. You quickly clean yourself off the soap and get out of the bathroom too, wanting to ask what was it all about. You find him in your room glaring at you like he did the first time he met you. When you want to go closer to him, he brandishes the same dagger at your throat and hissed: You lied to me, mortal! I shouldn't have trusted you!
You: WTF?! What is this for?
Leggy: You know exactly what is going on here! You lied to me! I should have known you're too good to be true!
You: I don't understand, Legolas. What have I done to deserve this?
Leggy: Don't pretend that I don't know what that mark on the back of your shoulder means! You're one of Sauron's people, or should I say, you're his heir!
You: What?!
You run towards the mirror to see a birthmark on the back of your left shoulder. Sure enough there is a birthmark on it, and you remember having this ever since you were born...Then you look harder and understand what he means--That birthmark looks exactly like the Eye of Sauron!!!
You: But I...I...I can't be his daughter! I can't be! I can't explain why I have this birthmark, but I am not Sauron's daughter!!
Leggy: Save your lies for your father, she-devil!
So saying, Legolas gets into his elf clothes and jumps out of the window, disappearing into the night.
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