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Monday, May 18, 2009
My Neighbours Are Really Annoying
My neighbors fight every night.
I can hear the screaming, yelling, and the crashing of thrown items.
It’s the same thing all the time.
I know what you’re thinking; “Oh, call the police!”
Trust me, I’ve tried.
They keep telling me that nobody lives there, and that it’s an abandoned house.
Whatever, I’ll go take care of it myself.
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