Sunday, January 30, 2011

Flip Book


As a kid, I loved making flip books. They were all I did in art class, whenever I had it. I worked really hard on one particular flip book. It was around 50 pages long, I guess. It had a simple stick figure walking into the page, waving at me, and then walking off. I would look at it at least a dozen times the day that I made it. Then it got boring. You know how kids are, not entertained by one thing for very long. I tossed it under my bed and never gave it a second thought.

A few months later, I was cleaning up my room and swept the stack of paper out from under my bed. I couldn’t quite remember what it was. I flipped through it once and got a sweet taste of nostalgia. I flipped through it once more and noticed the pages hadn’t aged or gained dirty at all. I flipped through a third time. The little stick man walked onto the page, waved at me, but didn’t walk off.

Instead, a second stick man joined him. It waltzed up, having either an item in its hand or a severely disfigured arm; its not like anyone could tell the difference. The second stick man walked next to the first stick figure, stood there for a moment, then whacked the poor fellow upside the head. The stick figure fell, and the second stick man swung his stick at the other man. Again. And again. And again.

What I assume was its blood ran from the stick figure’s rather jagged body. It looked like nothing more than smeared pencil stains. The killer stick man proceeded to bend down, and tear apart the first stick man’s body, limb by thin limb. Once he was done, he bent each one into characters and letters. He set them upon the page to form a single word. He grabbed the base of his own round head and tore it off. Then he tore off his legs, and then one of his arms. His zig-zagged body parts formed themselves into a second word. What I read made me burn the flip book.

“You’re next.”

By: ArmTheAnon

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Guilty Skies (Dark vs Light)


turning back,
i can see the face that left me on that fateful day
waiting now,
always waiting for a sign to carry me away

never knew

time would fade away so quickly without telling me
please believe

there is still a chance for us to grow and finally move on


one more day

please give me the strength to carry on the way you do (way you do)

walk away

following the path you laid ahead for me to see

never knew
time would fade away so quickly without telling me (telling me)
please believe

there is still a chance for us to grow and finally move on


where were you when tears were shed and i was so unhappy then

now i'm fighting for the freedom of what's really true


where were you when skies were blue and we were so happy - now,
we are fighting for the freedom of what's really true

flowers bloom and flowers fade, your love falls from my eyes
over the silence, never forget that i was always there for you

you always threw me away, torn into the guilty sky

i won't let go of what you have done to make me who i am

flowers bloom and flowers fade but my love never dies
over the silence, never forget that i am really next to you

smiling like there's nothing there, torn into the guilty sky

i won't let go of this final wish that keeps us holding on

tell me how

you could be so careless with the words you spoke to me

feel my hand
slowly letting go of what we used to believe in

never thought

you would turn into the person that i fear the most

i believe

you no longer need the chance to grow and finally live on


look ahead
notice all the laughter in the air that sounds so free (sounds so free)

feel my hand

never letting go of what we used to believe in

never thought

everyone would fade away until we were the ones

to believe

there is still a chance for us to grow and finally live on

i cannot imagine being with you as i simply smile
now i'm fighting for the right to dream the way i do


i cannot imagine standing here without a simple smile
we are fighting for the right to dream on like we do


flowers bloom and flowers fade, my love falls from my eyes
over the silence, never forget that i was always there for you
you always threw me away, torn into the guilty sky
i won't let go of what you have done to make me who i am


flowers bloom and flowers fade but my love never dies
over the silence, never forget that i am really next to you

smiling like there's nothing there, torn into the guilty sky

i won't let go of this final wish that keeps us holding on

when will you gain the strength

to accept what you've done
when will you ever learn to live with the truth


when will we gain the strength
to be the way we dream

when will we ever learn to accept the truth


where are your memories
covered by your shadows

these aren't what i want...

these are your shadows

these are your dreams
those are what i want...


where were you when tears were shed and i was so unhappy then
now i'm fighting for the freedom of what's really true


where were you when skies were blue and we were so happy - now,
we are fighting for the freedom of what's really true


flowers bloom and flowers fade, our love falls from my eyes
over the silence, never forget that i was always next to you

you always threw me away, torn into the guilty sky

i won't let go of what you have done to make me who i am


flowers bloom and flowers fade but my love never dies
over the silence, never forget that i am really next to you

smiling like there's nothing there, torn into the guilty sky

i won't let go of this final wish that keeps us holding on


silence tears apart my heart

but i continue dreaming on....


We dream to live on
We continue dreaming on.....

God Knows


I am confused
And my heart is a mess caused by you
I am afraid
I can't really be by your side
You turned away
You're unreachable, don't look at me
You try it on your own
And you don't wanna share your pain

I turn away
And even though it's certain that we parted
It's uncertain that I'll stay
And uncertain you leave me on the lonely way

I follow you through every darkness
Even when I'm lonely
I know I'll fight through every cold night
Untill I find you
You're standing tall and waiting for light
Your brightness leads me through the darkness
Show me any way out!
Never ending distances won't get me down
Cause I hope you come back to me again
Pretending that god bless

We were so warm
My icy heart melt down by your love
What can I do when everything seems strange to me?
You're telling me
"We won't meet again" We will, you'll see.
But I am afraid of my feelings I'm loving you

Come, let's make
Some memories you'd only known out of dreams
Let us make a new start
But you turn away from my lonely heart

Stop it! I know that you are lying
Your eyes're never dying
And they will always tell me the truth
That there is nothing
That ever destroys one of my dreams
I know, our future could be dreadful
I could be a regreted fool
But I won't care if you promise to
Never ever leave
Then I'll pretend just one thing:
That only god knows

Now you and me are here
But suddenly my dreamy thoughts, they disappear
And nothing's left but memories
I'm following the past
I grap your hand and you let go
And so I scream: "Come back to me once again!"

And thats why
I follow you through every darkness
Even when I'm lonely
I know I'll fight through every cold night
And now I find you
You're standing tall and there is the light
Your brightness leads me through the darkness
Show me any way out!
Never ending distances won't get me down
Cause I know you come back to me again
And I know that god bless

The Rose on the Mountain


Many, many years ago, in a sad, faraway land, there was an enormous mountain made of rough, black stone.

At sunset, on top of that mountain, a rose blossomed every night that made whoever plucked it immortal.

But no one dared go near it because its thorns were full of lethal poison.

The men talked amongst themselves about their fear of death and pain, but never about the promise of eternal life.

So everyday, the rose wilted, unable to bequeath its gift to anyone, forgotten and lost at the top of that cold, dark mountain, forever alone, until the end of time…

Desire


The days passed by so slow
Without seeing you
Day after day
My life seems more and more
Miserable
My heart ached so much

I miss you
I wanted to see you
But I can only see you from afar
I wanted to hug you
But I can’t
There is a barrier between us

One day
I saw you sitting alone
I sat beside you
You were crying
I wanted to cheer you up
But I can only watch

A lady came to you
She gave you a shoulder to cry on
And whispers to you
To let go
He will never come back

After some times
The two of you left
A picture fell out of your hand
I went to grab it

I saw the person in the picture
Tears began to rush down my face
I wanted to tell you
But I know
I will never have the chance.

‘I’m sorry.’

(Written by Christina Jong)

Monday, January 24, 2011

One Gesture


One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd.'

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him...

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before..

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We walked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..

When we were seniors we began to think about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends....

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story.'

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

'Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..'

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions..

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.

ID ten T error


I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T
error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric...

The Pink Dress


There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.

Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.

Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by.

She never tried to speak.

She never said a word.

Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.

The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there.

Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same
sad look in her eyes.

Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.

For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress.

It was grotesquely shaped.

I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her.

Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting
someone who is different.

As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to avoid my intent stare.

As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more clearly.

She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form.

I smiled to let her know it was OK. I was there to help, to talk.

I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, 'Hello.'

The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a 'hi 'after a long stare into my eyes.

I smiled and she shyly smiled back.

We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty.

I asked the girl why she was so sad.

The little girl looked at me with a sad face said, 'Because, I'm Different.'

I immediately said, 'That you are!'..and smiled.

The little girl acted even sadder and said, 'I know.'

'Little girl,' I said, 'you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent.'

She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and said, 'Really?'

'Yes, you're like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch over all the people walking by.'

She nodded her head yes, and smiled.

With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her Wings to spread, then she said 'I am.'

'I'm your Guardian Angel,' with a twinkle in her eye.

I was speechless - sure I was seeing things.

She said, 'For once you thought of someone other than yourself. My job here is done.'

I got to my feet and said, 'Wait, why did no one stop to help an Angel?'

She looked at me, smiled, and said, 'You're the only one that Could see me,' and then she was gone.

And with that, my life was changed dramatically.

So, when you think you're all you have, remember, your angel is always watching over you.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again


I would have burned the pink candle sculpted
like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have invited friends over to dinner
even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room
and worried much less about the dirt when someone
wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to
my grandfather ramble about his youth.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a
summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have sat on the lawn with my
children and not worried about grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while
watching television and more while watching life.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical,
wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said,
"Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."

There would have been more
"I love you's." More "I'm sorry's."

But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute,
look at it and really see it, live it, and never give it back.

Have A Fantastic Day
(Live well and make the most of today)

Written after finding out she was dying from cancer - by Erma Bombeck

My Resignation as an Adult


I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 6 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant and then be able to afford a movie.


I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks and bask in the sun.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree with a drippy ice cream cone and run a lemonade stand with
my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.


I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So...here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause...

TAG, YOU'RE IT!!

The Rain


One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick.

Suddenly my daughter, Aspen , spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm thinking of something."

This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some fact for a while, and was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had discovered. I was eager to hear.

"What are you thinking?" I asked.

"The rain!" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield wipers are like God wiping our sins away."

After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond. "That's really good, Aspen."

Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take this revelation? So I asked...

"Do you notice how the rain keeps on coming? What does that tell you?"

Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer: "We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."

I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

A Memory

When thinking back to my earliest memories, nothing is concrete. A string of hazy images come to mind like random snapshots out of time, each one associated with certain feelings and emotions. They are imbued with a mystical dreamlike quality, a gift born of childhood naivety. The magic of every Christmas when Santa was still real, for example, is an experience of pure joy that is lost with maturity.

Many of these snapshots are impossible to place in any sort of context. They’re just…there, sunken in the crevices of the brain without rhyme or reason: playing with my dad’s beard in a wood-paneled room, him smiling down at me – comforting. Or discovering a long row of marching ants in someone’s wooded backyard, all by myself – exciting. Some of them don’t even seem real in hindsight. Did I actually fall from that tree by the lake, only to land on my feet without a scratch? Was it really a dream?

I don’t think so. Sure, I have memories of distant dreams, but there is a clear distinction between the dreams and reality of my past. I don’t know how I can tell, I just can. And for this reason one memory has always troubled me. The experience was so surreal, and yet certain details stand out with marked clarity.

I’m not exactly sure when it happened. I couldn’t have been older than five or six. My brother and I were sleeping in our bunk bed. Because he was older, he got the top bunk. I had just woken up, but it was still nighttime. Something felt different. I remember seeing and smelling the rain, but not hearing any. The window was open and it was very cold in the room. Why was the window open? The curtains were gently flapping but there was no breeze. The quiet was so intense it buzzed through my ears. I’d been lying on my side, with one arm dangling off the edge of the bed. Gradually I became aware that it was warmer near the floor. I felt some kind of heated breeze gently strike my hand, coming and going in short bursts. Finally I recognized it as someone’s breathing.

Then the woman slid out from under my bed. The nightlight showed that she had long blondish hair and wore a white nightgown, and in the dimness I thought it was my mother. I wasn’t at all scared. It’s funny how a child’s mind works. What’s mommy doing under the bed? Must be getting something, or checking for monsters. I was too tired to say anything and remained motionless, watching. The woman was on her back, but her face stayed in the shadows. She rolled over and crawled on all fours to the far end of the bed, then glided up the ladder to the top bunk. Her every movement was silky smooth and completely silent. She reminded me of a white ribbon dancing in the wind. I closed my eyes and fell back to sleep.

I also remember my brother telling me about a weird dream the next morning. He’d dreamt of a woman who lived “under the floor” and came out at night to play in the rain. When her clothes got soaked, she went back inside and would whisper things to anyone who was sleeping. It became a recurring dream for him until our family moved out of that house.

Strange, what the brain chooses to remember.

By: alapanamo

Friday, January 14, 2011

Exorcism


Exorcisms are often the theme of horror movies. Most people shrug them off and think that they are fake.

They’re not.

But they are also not the way Hollywood portrays them to be. Instead, when a mere mortal tries to perform an exorcism, the demon leaves its original host, and enter the priest’s body. More than likely though, since they’re priests, the demon has no control over them, and soon leaves.

However, there are certain instances when the priest lets the demon take control over him. The demon is wiser this time around though, and does not completely take over the body, which would cause another exorcism. This time, he gently influences the thoughts of the “priests” to do horrific things. Since priests have knowledge and experience in the “Spiritual Realm,” the demon can curse people, damn people, the works.

The people around the priest have no knowledge of his demonic possession, and neither does he. After meditating on demonic practices, the priest and demon become one, allowing the demon to enter the world as a physical being. Once in this dimension, the demon has almost unlimited power.

Over 150 people have been found dead after fighting with priests on Sunday morning the following day in the past decade. Take these words of advice; don’t fight priests, and if you do, carry a Bible on you at all times for at least twelve days.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

My Girlfriend's Eyes



It was her eyes that first attracted me to her. I didn’t believe in love, but the first time I gazed into her beautiful green eyes I knew she was the one.

I loved seeing myself reflected in those eyes, looking deep into her soul and knowing I was a part of it. It’s kinda stupid, but I even wrote poetry about them. I don’t remember much, but I told her “There’s so much life within your eyes, and so much love”.

Oh God, I loved the way the light danced within them. I just couldn’t imagine not being able to stare dreamily into them.

Now if I could just find a box that was half as beautiful as her eyes, I could stop carrying them round in my pocket.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

老婆写给二奶的信... (A Chinese Story)


老公的情人:

我不晓得目前在法令上还算我老公的他是怎么毛遂自荐的,另有我不知讲你尊姓,但如果我找人考察兴许就甚么都知道了,我今朝不想那样做,爱情是美妙的,我不念损坏你们之间的爱情。都说恋情是无私的,但如果熬煎的时光暂了,就不知道痛取不痛了,老公对我来讲就是名词。

你们的事他全家人知道后都反对,乃至他已年老78岁的老母亲更是骂你小妖粗!女骗子!如果不疑,可以来我家,他母亲这三个月由他照料,这是多少个哥姐订的协定。如果来我家,我表现欢送,还可以与你痛饮几杯,这面可以请老公前一届的女朋友做证,最有效的减肥法。

在家里还常常生机,瞥见这不悦目那不快意,即便早晨睡在我身旁,也是长吸短叹,身在曹营心在汉,这是他动了真情!阐明你很荣幸!当初男人在外玩婚外情有几个实正动感情?你年青的身材跟学问吸收了他!不过,这类吸引力能连续多久。

也许婚姻久了,爱情就在婚姻的宅兆中逝世去,剩下的只要任务和亲情。信任作为女人的你在必定年纪会理解明天我说的话。这几个月里,老公经常找各类捏词外出与你约会,还常常与你煲德律风粥,我曾竭力阻挡,都事与愿违。记得在孩子几岁的时辰,他和一个罗敷有夫玩起了婚外情,收生了性闭系(这点有他朋友作证)或许持绝了三个月,增高产品。在我兼职经商那几年里,又意识了一个二十五六岁的独身女孩子,两人在女孩的家里产生了性关联,他们的爱情大略持续了一年多。

在我的回忆里,你是他第三个婚外恋人,以是,盼望你能持久吸引他。现在,祛斑,对于老公的去处我已不关怀,只是他在离婚前该尽的责任还得尽。 也许你会问,他都如许了,为何不自动提出离婚?我想说的是为了孩子,不想给孩子一个残破不全的家,必竟在孩子眼里,他还算个不错的女亲。前段时间我曾努力抢救这个家庭,但现在想来已毫无意思,与其同床异梦,不如天真烂漫,要走的没需要留,不走的天然会留下果此次你和他能进入围乡,那我庆祝你!我也能彻底摆脱了,开端我的重生活。

在离婚前,我想有些事要交代你,你也有思维预备。

1、他朋友良多,喜欢玩,喜悲里面的天下,五年拉开大家差距的原因在哪里?,你得有容纳的心。不外,你能够节俭饭钱,但,你得为他筹备牌钱,替他保护男人的里。

2、婚后,假如他常常正在你眼前提及前妻,那很畸形,由于先进为主嘛,在贰心里,总有一些货色是释怀不下的。

3、果为你们的事他齐家人都否决,百口人都道如果要仳离,他只能净身出户,没措施为了孩子,你只能懂得了,华中科技大学校长李培根在2010届毕业典礼上的致辞。但你应觉得暗喜,你必竟夺来了他对我的十八年情感。

4、婚后,你得完全与你同居了多年的男朋友隔离交往, 男人特别是懂得你前史的男人都特殊禁忌你和之前的男朋友难舍难分。在与老公过伉俪生活时,你不能想到后任男朋友,不然,你的日子会暗无天日。

5、你得催他天天洗脸涮牙刮胡子,他那圆面不太自发,固然,你不算计就好。

6、他每天起床后,你得背责叠被子,不然,午时回家被子还乌七八糟的在床上。

7、你得细心计划你们的生涯,公道的家庭理财,不然,他会整天在你面前絮聒,象个老妇人。

8、家里的饭通常为他煮,但他从不洗碗,你得担任洗碗,不过,你们可以购台洗碗机。

9、家里的卫生他从不做,你得教会做,不然,你们自己的家只有你看得惯也止。

10、你得有一脚好厨艺,因为他的厨艺切实不怎样。每次家里来主人了都是我下厨,对好客的他也经常把哥姐全家带抵家里,你要获得他家里人承认,这点我想你不学也不可了。

11、他爱好在交际友人,无论男朋友仍是女朋友,如果不警惕又交了女朋友,你得漂亮,汉子不花心,公猪城市死!如果不花心,只是出机会!到时便看你的本事了。

12、热地利,他每天换下的衣服你得洗,热天的衣服个别不必洗衣机,当然,你不洗,你也能够请他洗,不过,十多年了,我始终没培育进去,愿你能把他种植出来。冬季的衣服有洗衣机。

13、他偶然看望孩子,你得年夜度!并且,每个月的抚育费你还得给他定时付出给我,不然,上了法庭,也拾你的体面。

14、在每一年照瞅他母亲的三个月里,你得宽大他,因为他十分有孝心。你得有耐烦,谈话不克不及高声,干事要周全。

15、他是家里老幺,怙恃溺爱坏了的孩子,你得受得气,因为,他经常为一些大事发性格。

16、他在家时电脑得归他,他不在家,世界上最帅最漂亮的一对男女! (不看肯定后悔!),你可以天马行空。

17、你得时常把自己装扮得楚楚动听,不然,出门皆不会带你。固然他本人少得人模狗样的,但对女人的请求借很下。

18、他任务没有逆心时,您得抚慰他,否则,他会做一些反惯例的事去。

19、用饭时他必看消息节日,不论此时的电视剧多出色,你得顺着他。

20、其余的事,我就不说了,你当前自己去懂得吧。


写信人:临时还是他老婆

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Ever-Burning Light Bulb


In a fire station in California, there is a light bulb that is always on and has never, ever burned out. If you read Numbers 16:41-45 from a King James Bible (other versions don’t work) in the same room as this light bulb, the light bulb will dim significantly. If you keep reading until Numbers 16:48, the light bulb goes back to its original brightness.

The trick is, if you hesitate too long while the lights are dim, you start seeing a weird lightshow in front of your eyes, it is most similar to what happens when you rub your eyes for a long time while they are closed.

If you wait for still longer, the lightshow starts forming patterns, like circles and triangles. Still longer, and the lightshow starts to form words. The people that have read these words are reluctant to talk about it, but are often obsessed with the year 2112 and are very interested in what countries are producing biological weapons…

I Hate My Mother


My mom only had one eye. I hated her...she was such an embarrassment.

She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.

There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me.

I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?

I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.

The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear.

So I confronted her that day and said, "If you're only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die??!!"

My mom did not respond...

I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger.

I was oblivious to her feelings.

I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.

So I studied real hard, got a chance to go to Singapore to study.

Then I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own.

I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts.

Then one day, my mother came to visit me.

She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited.

I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare my children!"

"Get out of here! Now!!!"

And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house in Singapore. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After that reunion, I went to the old shack which was my childhood home just out of curiosity.

My neighbouts said that she has passed away.

I did not shed a single tear.

They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have:

My dearest son,

I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to Singapore and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you are coming for the reunion.

But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.

I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.

You see...when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye.

As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye.

So I gave you mine.

I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.

With my love to you,

Your mother

Final Analysis


People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true friends;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world your best anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.

Live Without Me


A boyfriend gave his girlfriend a challenge to live a day without him.

No communications at all.

And if she passed, he will love her forever.

The girlfriend agreed.

She did not text or call him the whole day, without knowing that her boyfriend had only 24 hours to live because he's suffering from cancer.

She excitedly went to her boyfriend's house the next day.

Tears fall as she saw her boyfriend lying on the coffin with a note on the side:

You did it, baby. Can you do it everyday?

I LOVE YOU...

I Talked to God. I Never Want to Speak to Him Again

     About a year ago, I tried to kill myself six times. I lost my girlfriend, Jules, in a car accident my senior year of high school. I was...