Sunday, March 1, 2009

Your Life is A Movie


There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987.

If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future.

If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.
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