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Sunday, March 29, 2009
It's Legal
I’ve always hated the human race.
Dogs and cats, birds and mice- they’ve always been more righteous than people could ever be.
In fact, I hate calling them “humans” or “people.” They don’t deserve such worthy titles.
People tell me all the time that I, too, am a “human.”
I simply reply, “No, i’m an animal, like you. We’re all scum.”
On the other hand, I don’t know why I’m in prison.
In my county, it’s legal to bury animals in your yard.
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