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The Third List


Nice kids are put on the nice list. They get presents. They get rewarded for everything they've done throughout the year with whatever they want, sometimes even if it's undeserved.

Naughty kids are put on the naughty list. They don't get presents. The ones who aren't as special as the nice kids get punished with either absolutely nothing, or receive nothing more than black coal.

But there's another list, too.

Every Christmas, Santa chooses approximately 500 random children to put on the third list. Those children wake up to Santa standing over their bed, opening up his famous sack and inviting them to look inside.

But the sack doesn't just carry presents.

The children are all carried to the North Pole to a remote location. They were all promised to be able to spend a day with Santa, and that's what they all got! They got to see Santa, see his reindeer, and get a view of the behind the scenes of Christmas.

But the children never come back.

Santa orders that the children never go back to their lives of luxury and happiness. Instead, Santa has the children stay with him forever. Forever and ever.

And so the children are trapped in the North Pole. They're all trapped, forced to read endless letters from innocent children, forced to create endless presents for innocent children. They can no longer enjoy Christmas once they have to make Christmas.

All because they were put on the third list.

Where did you think the elves came from?

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