Stories that are collected from the depths of the unknown or spawned from the deep recesses of my mind...
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Stalker Wanted
I was looking for a job. I came across an ad- Stalker Wanted- no shit, that’s what the ad read. I clicked on it out of morbid curiosity, yup… it said ‘Stalker needed aka voyeur if anyone wants to stalk an attractive brunette with a super fit body who is looking for someone to watch and spice up the marriage. Please contact the email address below to get the directions and payment instructions.’
I bite… and immediately I received the address and the time to come if I wanted to witness a great shower scene. The promise of $500 and I also have to send a message right after the shower to explain what I saw and give any critique.
Sitting outside the address I am so bored looking through the windows. So far, all I am seeing is a beautiful woman and her listless ass husband doing next to nothing. Her cooking, him watching TV- yawn, but hey it’s their money. Finally I see the woman going into the bathroom and I become alert, because I so want to see her naked by now. Yea, I’m taking this job serious.
As she is in the shower, the hubby is sitting on the toilet fully clothed not doing anything. Sheez no wonder this chick is looking for spice in her life. This dude is the epitome of paint drying.
After the shower is over, I write to my stalkee that while it was hot looking at her, I really felt weird with hubby just sitting around.
The message I received threw me- “Thank God, you can see her too!”
–
Credits to: Bnotafraid
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I Talked to God. I Never Want to Speak to Him Again
About a year ago, I tried to kill myself six times. I lost my girlfriend, Jules, in a car accident my senior year of high school. I was...
-
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring. He...
-
Once upon a time there was an old miller who had two children who were twins. The boy-twin was named Hans, and he was very greedy. The gi...
-
My grandmother told me when she was in high school an old math teacher in his 60’s named Harold Davidson was teaching math and one of his ...

No comments:
Post a Comment