Old granny never lied.
“Don’t go messing with that jar of glue, young’n! You’re gonna get your hands stuck together!” she shouted. And sure enough, in just a few minutes, Tommy had shattered the glass jar. He whimpered pitifully as he struggled to pull his hands apart. Granny just shook her head and said, “I told ‘em!”
Old granny never lied.
“Pull your hair back behind your ears, girlie! Leave your hair over your face, and you’ll go blind as a bat!” she shouted. And sure enough, a few days later, little Lizzie, unable to see anything in front of her, crashed into the bookcase. Granny just stomped her foot and muttered, “That’s what ya get for not listenin.’”
Old granny never lied.
“You keep scrunching your face up like that, and it’s gonna stay that way!” she shouted. And sure enough, within a week, little Annabelle’s face was twisted painfully in a jester’s grin. Granny rolled her eyes and frowned, “Now what did I tell ya?”
Old granny never lied. But sometimes she used needle and thread.
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by reddit user Tiberius525
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