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Saturday, July 4, 2009
A Demon Lurks
"Hey, wake up." I opened my eyes and saw a man I didn’t recognize at the end of the bed.
"Who the hell are you?" I asked.
"That isn’t important. Just listen, it seems that one of your loved ones is the spawn of the devil ."
"What the hell? So what do you want me to do?"
"Just.. extract the demon from the body when the time is right. Say the hail Mary 20 times while holding a cross and that should do the trick."
"So when exactly am I going to encounter him and how do I know its him?"
He looked at my wife. “Let’s just say, you’ll meet him in 9 months.”
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