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Saturday, July 10, 2010
Fair Exchange
We’ve been sleeping with all the windows open lately, to cool the house down because it gets so hot in afternoons. My bedroom has a balcony though, so it’s actually a door.
Last night I had sleep paralysis again, where I dreamed that someone was coming in through my balcony door.
He said “you saw nothing”, and added: “stay quiet and I’ll do something for you”. I said something about my sister being fat enough. He stopped, looked at me and smiled.
When I woke up this morning, I found a note taped on my balcony door. It read: “Hey, thanks for letting me crash in!
PS: I did that thing you suggested. She was delicious.”
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