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My Job Offers Divorce Support As A Perk

 

I have a really high paying top classy job and they have a lot of perks ranging from free food, free gym memberships, cinema tickets, holiday perks and even divorce perks. Our company will help their employees through out their divorce by paying fees and providing good lawyers. 

They would even go a step further by spying on their spouse's to get information that could help the divorce. I mean it's a perk I have never experienced before. Also I'm glad my workplace offers divorce support right now because my wife and I want a divorce. It's going to be a horrible one.

She is coming for me and our relationship has been a rocky one from the start, and I guess it was always coming towards divorce. Let give you some advice. Never marry because your scared of being lonely, you are just going to make a terrible decision. 

Any how I told my boss about my divorce and he planned an interview with me about it. He had already hired a divorce lawyer and someone to spy on my wife. I was confident I was going to come out good on the other end. The reason my company offers divorce support as a perk, is because they need their staff on top form. They also offer top of the range health care.

As things were looking good, my wife had also hired a top lawyer. Her top lawyer completely wasted the lawyer my company had offered. My future was looking bleak and I was really desperate. I was going to lose everything but my boss isn't someone who gives up. I mean I was grateful that I didn't have to pay divorce lawyer fees or any other fees as my company had paid it, but losing never feels good.

Then they switched my lawyer to someone else and they spied on my wife everyday, when we went to court again, it was a miracle as I was now on top. My future ex wife couldn't believe it how things had turned around. She fired her lawyer. Then she applied to a job at my company but different area, now she gets divorce support.

Then one day I wake up to find myself with a gun to my head and the mask man tells me to get up and get in his car. He tells me as my wife and I work for the same company, we both get divorce support. They did a coin toss as to who to help, and I lost. 

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