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I Love My Girlfriend!


I love my girlfriend! I doubt anyone will read this but I want to tell everyone. I want everyone to know that I love my girlfriend so much! She’s amazing. We’ve only been dating for two weeks but it’s been the best two weeks of my life. Her name is Alison and she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met.

I first noticed her about a month ago and I immediately knew she was the one. I remember the first time I saw her. I was eating lunch by myself when she walked by. She was talking to a tall muscular guy with nicely gelled hair named Ryan. He was way too handsome and I felt insecure. I knew she’d never notice me if she’s dating a guy that looked like that.

One day he stopped coming to school, I asked around a bit to see where he went (also to find out if she’s single). Multiple people told me he must have dropped out, so I made my move and asked her out.

She was reluctant at first, probably because her and Ryan recently stopped seeing each other. I eventually kept asking her everyday until she had to say yes. We’ve been together ever since. I remember the night when we made it official.

I was waiting in her car, waiting for her to get out of dance rehearsal, when I got the courage to ask one last time. The look on her face was priceless. She looked so cute. I don’t think she suspected me to be in her car, but with tears rolling down her face, she finally said yes. When we watch movies together, I’ll sometimes look over and kiss her on the cheek, she seems to like that. I love her so much!

I remember the first time we had sex. Oh man, it was great. I was so nervous but she seemed so calm, which made me feel at ease. I got on top of her and we looked into each others eyes until I eventually finished. We then laid in bed together all night with her in my arms.

We have such a cliche romance, we share a drink with two straws and I even feed her sometimes. Here comes the airplane! She loves it. We usually order takeout, she doesn’t like going out in public, I don’t blame her. Why go out when you can stay in, watch movies, eat Chinese food, and make out?

I must have fallen asleep the last time we had sex because sadly, I forgot to put her back in the freezer where I keep her. She’s starting to thaw out. I love my girlfriend but I think I need to find a new one, I can’t take the rotting smell much longer.

She still looks as cute as the day she said yes, aside from the marks on her neck. I’ll bury her body next to Ryan so they can finally be together.

Hopefully the next girl will be single. I’ll love her just as much as the old one!

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Credits to: DarkConfessions

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