Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts from 2009

Babysitter Problem

A young couple were catching a flight to begin a trip of several days, and they had hired a sitter to care for their baby during their absence. When it was time to leave for the airport, the baby sitter had not arrived, so they telephoned her home and learned that she was on her way. They put the baby in its highchair, left the back door open for the sitter, and rushed to the airport. When the sitter arrived, the wind had blown the door shut, and it had locked. She thought the parents either must have taken the baby with them or left it with someone else, so she returned home. When the couple got back, they found their baby starved to death in its highchair. --- Source: fyeahcreepyshit

Old Granny Never Lies

Old granny never lied. “Don’t go messing with that jar of glue, young’n! You’re gonna get your hands stuck together!” she shouted. And sure enough, in just a few minutes, Tommy had shattered the glass jar. He whimpered pitifully as he struggled to pull his hands apart. Granny just shook her head and said, “I told ‘em!” Old granny never lied. “Pull your hair back behind your ears, girlie! Leave your hair over your face, and you’ll go blind as a bat!” she shouted. And sure enough, a few days later, little Lizzie, unable to see anything in front of her, crashed into the bookcase. Granny just stomped her foot and muttered, “That’s what ya get for not listenin.’” Old granny never lied. “You keep scrunching your face up like that, and it’s gonna stay that way!” she shouted. And sure enough, within a week, little Annabelle’s face was twisted painfully in a jester’s grin. Granny rolled her eyes and frowned, “Now what did I tell ya?” Old granny never lied. But sometimes she used needle and thr...

The Doll

Lucy had been given a small doll as a gift from her parents. The doll was to them by an ancient great aunt who had now passed away. Lucy was secretly unnerved by the doll which had nasty little black eyes that seemed to follow her around the room and a cross expression on its face. Nevertheless, Lucy had to accept the doll, as she was well brought up and didn’t want to upset her parents by informing them of how uneasy it made her feel. The note that came with the doll said it’s name was Annabella, which seemed to suit her. Now Lucy was even more afraid now the doll had a name. It seemed to make it more human, and if it was even a little human then what might it be capable of? Lucy didn’t believe that the doll could do anything to her. It was just a doll after all and only reached up to just above her knee. To put her mind at rest she stuffed Annabella into the little cupboard under the stairs where she wouldn’t have to see her. It was not until a few nights later when Lucy was lying i...