Sunday, May 16, 2021

The Honeymoon (Part 1/5)

 https://thehoneymoonedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Honeymoon-shutterstock_2171582023.jpg.webp 

The day that I married Marjorie, I felt like the luckiest guy in the world. She was smart and beautiful, and ever since I had met her six months earlier, not a day had gone by that I didn’t wonder what she was doing with a guy like me. It wasn’t that I’m a loser—I think I’m a good guy and look well-enough, and the only real ding in my eligibility as a good boyfriend or husband was that I lost my job recently due to layoffs. But even that was turning around, as I’m supposed to be starting the process of getting a U.S. Customs job at the Savannah docks at the end of the month. If it all worked out, it would mean better pay and benefits, plus great retirement.

It was just that Marjorie seemed close to perfect. She didn’t have any family aside from an older brother she was close with, and she was the type to have tons of casual friends but few close ones. Everyone loved her, and I could tell when we went out all the guys (and a few of the girls) were jealous that I was the one with her. When she proposed to me three weeks ago, I was taken by surprise, but I’m not overly traditional. It never occurred to me to say no or put off us getting married.

Some of my friends asked me about it of course, wanting to make sure I wasn’t moving too fast. That I knew her well enough to know that she was the right one and this was the right time. But I just laughed at that, joking more than once that not only was I sure, but I needed to hurry up and marry her before she realized what she was getting herself into.

Initially, we hadn’t planned on taking a honeymoon for awhile so I could start this new job and we could both save up money, but the day of the wedding, Marjorie’s brother Pete surprised us with an invitation to take an impromptu trip west with him for a few days. He was a very successful long-haul trucker and had just bought a brand-new semi that he claimed could comfortably hold six people, much less three, and he was heading out to California in a few days.

I had misgivings at first. It sounded like a long and potentially uncomfortable trip, particularly for a honeymoon. But Pete explained that he had a “hot site” lined up out there and he would love for us to go.

“Hot site” was the lingo he used for places that were supposed to be legitimate locations of documented paranormal activity. Ghost hunter type stuff, though it wasn’t limited to ghosts. He had told us tons of stories the few times we had hung out, ranging from looking for bigfoot up in Canada to exploring a deserted high school for a ghost in the Midwest. He was passionate about the stuff, and while I didn’t believe in ghosts and goblins myself, I could tell that Marjorie did. And Pete was a fun guy in my limited experience, full of interesting tales and funny jokes. I had always felt comfortable around him. Accepted. And that meant a lot.

Still…the idea was to drive to California over four days, spend a week out there having fun, and then four days back. That was a long time to be traveling with a new bride and a brother-in-law I didn’t know that well. Plus, there was the financial side of it. We didn’t magically have a lot of money just because he was offering a trip.

But Pete had answers for that too. His company, which he was partners in, would cover the room and the travel expenses, including a rental car for the week when we got to California. Same went for food. When I started to object to him paying for everything, he shook his head and patted my shoulder. He said it was his wedding gift to us, and it was not a big deal. He’d write off the expenses on his taxes and appreciate the company.

And naturally, he said with a wry grin, he knew that we would want our privacy. We’d have our own room on the road every night and he knew a great hotel for us to stay at once we arrived in California. The owner was a friend of his and had already said he’d comp us two rooms for the week we were there.

It all sounded great. If I’m honest, it all sounded too good to be true. I suddenly had images from half a dozen movies I’d seen where people end up being arrested as drug mules or dissected in warehouses run by sadists or organ thieves. I was probably being overly dramatic and letting my pride get in the way of a great opportunity, but I just felt uneasy about the whole thing.

But then I saw Marjorie out of the corner of my eye. I could feel her gaze on me, and as I turned to look at her more fully, I saw the hope and worry in her face. She wanted to go--wanted a honeymoon with me and time with a brother she didn’t see as often as she’d like. I knew she’d accept it if I said I didn’t want to do it, but how could I deny her something so simple and harmless? A few days with the people she loved most, having fun and relaxing. I knew, if I was lucky, I would be stretched thin by the new job for the next few months. This might be the last chance we had to get away and do something cool for some time.

So, I said yes. She had let out a squeal and hugged my neck, and I let my misgivings and pride slip away as I held onto her tightly. We left the following Tuesday with two suitcases, a laptop, and enough folding money to cover souvenirs and emergencies.

The first day was uneventful but fun. Pete’s truck cab was truly amazing. Between its flip down seats and bed, mini fridge and television, it felt more like a small hotel room than the interior of a transfer truck. Looking out through its massive front windows as Pete drove down the interstate headed west, it was surreal seeing everything from so much higher than I was used to when driving. It was neat, but I couldn’t help but think that driving the truck must be terrifying given how easy it would be to hit something and not even realize it until it was too late.

But it didn’t seem to bother Pete. He chatted with us some and let Marjorie control the radio, and by late afternoon we were pulling into a small but nice chain hotel off the interstate for the night. Pete checked us in and gave us our key cards, telling us he was going to go get some sleep, but he’d see us in the morning for breakfast. We were excited to finally have some time to ourselves, so we didn’t leave our own room except to pay the pizza delivery guy later in the evening.

The next morning we went to meet my new brother-in-law at the restaurant across the road, and once inside we saw he was already set up at a booth near the back, two accordion folders sharing his side of the table. Marjorie rolled her eyes and groaned when she saw the stacks of papers Pete was going through, burying her face in my shoulder.

“Oh no. It’s started. My ghost hunting nerd of a brother is on the case.”

Pete looked up and gave us a smile. “Yeah, yeah. Make fun. This is good intel, and I thought I could bring you both up to speed before we start making miles today.”

Marjorie gave a light snort as she raised her eyebrow. “Good intel, huh? I didn’t realize this was a military op. Are we going to have code names when we visit the ‘hot site’?” She did air quotes on the last bit, and it was clear from her tone and expression that she was making fun of him.

This was all very odd. Marjorie idolized her brother, and short of him taking a shit on the table, I doubted she’d find fault in pretty much anything he did. And they would joke around from time to time, but not like this. She seemed mad about something, or at the very least mean-spirited in her joking. Pete just gave her a smirk and went back to looking at the papers he had, but I decided to go ahead and try to head off any further comments.

“I think it’s a pretty cool hobby, Marjorie, and if we’re going all this way, it’s good he’s done his research.” Pete grinned at me and nodded. Emboldened, I went on. “And Pete has always told us good stories about this kind of stuff before, so let’s see what he has to say.”

Marjorie shot me a dark look and flopped down in the booth. “I guess. Let’s get some food ordered first though, I’m starving.”

Ten minutes later, our order was placed and Pete had gotten his presentation organized, which really just amounted to him pulling out a few pictures to show us during his account of Wizard’s Folly. Carefully stowing away the rest of the papers and securing the covers on the accordion files, Pete began his tale.


Wizard’s Folly was an amusement park that opened up in 1947. Initially it was a haunted house more than anything, as the original attraction consisted solely of the large, abandoned mansion at the center of forty acres nestled in the outskirts of the small north California town of Firenze. The town itself had been established back in 1894 by Frank Pazzi who had immigrated to New York from Florence, Italy a decade earlier before making his way west. Pazzi was extremely wealthy, and though no one knew how he had gained his fortune, he found little complaint when he poured nearly three million dollars into the town itself and another half a million into building his own nearby estate.

Firenze was small and somewhat cloistered in the expanse of wilderness Pazzi had purchased, and for a time it seemed to be the perfect community. Everyone had work, a nice house, and plenty to eat, and if Pazzi was a bit eccentric, who really cared? It was expected that such a man, with foreign ways and rarified tastes, would seem somewhat strange to the working folk who had come to the area. Once his house was finished, he only allowed a handful of people into his home as servants, and they largely lived on his grounds in one of three guest houses he’d had constructed. The only person who still lived in town was his head housekeeper, who went by the name Susanna Templeton. People said that after just a few weeks of going into that house, Templeton had changed dramatically, becoming withdrawn and quick to anger. For a time, vague gossip such as this was all the acknowledgement you would find from the townsfolk that something might be wrong. It wasn’t until around 1912 that the town started talking about the missing people.

Fifty miles from Firenze there was a small clinic called Greenheart Home that catered to all kinds of cases that were too sensitive for normal hospitals and institutions. More to the point, it was a place where wealthy families would stick family members that they had decided were too much a burden or embarrassment to keep at home or send elsewhere.

The insane, the addicted, the pregnant woman out of wedlock or the deviant man, these were just a few of the menagerie that could be found housed inside its walls. From the outside, the clinic maintained a facade of genteel civility and gentle care. But the staff cared little about the comfort of their patients, and they knew the checks would keep coming so long as their charges remained quiet. Over the years it became a black pit of cruelty and abuse where people were thrown to be forgotten. Small wonder then, that it took some time before anyone noticed that every year a number of its “clients” went missing.

During the early years, when someone in Firenze saw the white truck from Greenheart Home trundling through town toward the Pazzi estate, they would just shrug and raise a questioning eyebrow. Over time this evolved into a knowing look and a furtive whisper if you were bold. But those that spread gossip and rumors about what Pazzi was doing up there were careful to do so discreetly. It was too good a town, too good a life, to risk angering the head of their little forest kingdom.

In late 1911, there was a massive fire at Greenheart Home. Thirty-seven people died, and those that survived were sent back home or to other institutions in other parts of the country. For a time afterward, everything was quiet and nothing changed in the town of Firenze. But then people from the town started disappearing.

In the 1910 U.S. Census, Firenze was reported to have 958 citizens. By the 1920 Census, that number was down to less than 500. Now most of that wasn’t missing people of course. Those with better sense or more resources left the town before it got really bad, and that accounted for several hundred people over the course of several years. But in the ten years after Greenheart Home caught fire, there were an estimated 65 or more people that just disappeared.

Now listen closely to this next part, because it’s important. The records are spotty from back then, particularly in an isolated town like Firenze, but for the most part the journals and newspaper articles agree with the handful of eyewitness accounts that were collected by ambitious authors and reporters scavenging the area after it was all over.

When I say these people disappeared, I mean just that. Not that they were abducted from their homes by Pazzi’s henchmen in the middle of the night. Not that they were snatched off the street by mysterious figures. These were wives in the middle of a conversation with their husband and he’s suddenly not there. Children playing in a swing one moment, and gone without a trace the next. There were over a dozen accounts of different people literally disappearing in front of people’s eyes, to say nothing of the scores of other people that went missing when no one was around.

After a few months of this, the leaders of the town had gone to Pazzi, hats in hand, trying to probe him for information, help, or some clear sign that he was involved. Pazzi listened to their concern with all the attention of a disinterested king before clucking his tongue with concern and patting them on the head. He promised to offer rewards for any and all of the missing, and the next week there were several flybills up around town proclaiming $1000 for the return of any of those that had gotten lost.

Because that’s how the townsfolk that stayed in Firenze started to refer to them. “Oh, Bill Gunderson? Yeah, he got lost last spring. His wife Polly is still running the store though, and isn’t she doing a good job?” There was an unspoken consensus in the town that while concern and action would be given lip service, no one was really going to rock the boat. The flybills would be torn down until the next season of disappearances, when they would go up again for a few days. In between, people were growing tenser and more frightened, but they largely kept it to themselves.

Then Annabelle Perkins got lost. Her husband, Rudolph Perkins, had moved them to Firenze two years earlier, and while by all accounts they were well-liked and respected, it was known that Rudolph and Annabelle were both more vocal in their concerns about the periodic rash of disappearances that seemed to plague their town. Their friends and neighbors tried to mollify them, of course, and for a time that seemed to help. But when Annabelle went missing while in the middle of taking a bath one night in December of 1921, Rudolph was beyond persuasion.

He gave voice to what so many in the town knew. Frank Pazzi was the one behind the disappearances somehow. And whatever he was doing to those people, they were never seen again. It took only a couple of hours to talking to his friends to gather up a large crowd that had grown tired of living in fear and dread. Like a scene out of an old monster movie, they stormed the estate and began searching for Pazzi to demand answers.

Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be found. What they did find…well, there’s not a lot that’s clear from that night. I know that fifteen people went to the house, and several of them died inside, but it’s unclear how or why that happened. They tried to question his house staff, but they were all gone as well, and when they went to the head housekeeper’s home, Susanna Templeton was dead, having hung herself from a clothesline in the back yard.

One of the survivors of that night wrote a brief account of what they found in the house. Much of it was garbled and hard to make sense of, but one thing was clear. At some point they went into the lower levels of that house and found hidden chambers no one knew even existed. Pazzi had recruited some of his builders from somewhere else, and it must have been those men that had dug out the subterranean rooms and installed all of the cages and apparatus.

To call it a torture chamber or a dungeon is inaccurate. More accurately, it was a black shrine to some form of occult worship. There were strange symbols etched into every surface, and one of the spaces included a large pit filled with the refuse from nearly two decades of human sacrifice. It was here that the account gets especially hard to follow, as it seems to be talking about the mound of bones and flesh moving or rising up against them while also talking about Rudolph finding his beloved Annabelle even as he joined the other men in a terrible scream…it’s very weird, raw stuff. The guy who wrote it died only a few weeks later, so there was never a chance for anyone to find out what he really meant. In any case, that was the deathblow for Firenze, and by 1923 it was a ghost town.

It might have just faded away forever, slowly getting consumed by the forest at its edge, if it hadn’t all been bought by a man named Wilson Tattersall. The owner of a large security firm in the east that was slowly taking business away from the Pinkerton Agency, Tattersall knew the value of grabbing up land in the West with his newfound fortune. By 1932, Pazzi had gone from having been declared missing to being declared dead. With no will or heirs, the estate and the city itself reverted to the state of California, who was more than happy to sell it cheaply to the man from Virginia who was already buying up large swaths of land around the state.

It lay fallow for several more years before Tattersall began to develop it. In 1945, he announced plans to turn it into an amusement park of sorts. Keep in mind that this was ten years before Disneyland opened, so the idea of an amusement park in the mid-forties was typically confined to state fairs or a few bigger places like Coney Island or White City. The parks had rides, even rollercoasters, but between the Depression and World War Two, a lot of them had shut down. The idea of building a brand new one, particularly in the middle of nowhere, and especially at the scene of so much horror, seemed insane to me when I first read about it.

But then I realized that no one really knew what had happened in Firenze. Aside from a few articles at the time and the journals that were found by authors and researchers in the years since, it was just never widely known or talked about. And Tattersall, for all his money and ambition, started small when he rebuilt the town. He renovated the house and estate to play up the preexisting gothic architecture, remodeling here and there to suit its new purpose as a haunted house by adding secret hallways and staff areas as well as many nasty surprises for guests. The lower levels were supposed to be off-limits, however. Whether that meant that he sealed them off or had preserved them in their original state, no one knew.

When the park opened in 1947, it was called Wizard’s Folly. This played into the new legends that Tattersall had been strategically inserting into the rumor mills of towns in the surrounding counties. Instead of dozens of dead and missing, there were only a couple of girls and a little boy that were victims of the cruel Francesco Pazzi, a vile man who considered himself a wizard and alchemist of sorts. He had allegedly taken the victims’ blood as part of some insane ritual to make a Philosopher’s Stone, which he hoped to use to convert various substances into precious metals. Instead, the ritual went awry and he wound up burning to death in the bowels of his strange home. It is said that he and his “guests” still haunt those very halls…

Or so the ads said. A bunch of bullshit, but it spread like wildfire. Most people were tight on money back then, but they were also hungry for some time away from the realities of daily life. At a penny per person, carloads of people were making the trek and standing in line to get in from the first week it was open. By the time word had spread about how terrifying the house was, how you really did need to try it for yourself, the wait to get in was over four hours.

In the following six months, the park not only grew in popularity but in size as well. This was, for all intents and purposes, an adult theme park, but the estate could only hold so many visitors at a time if it was going to be an effective haunted house. So they added a go-kart track and a tilt-a-whirl, followed by a hot dog stand that served beer. Next was a handful of booths where guys could try to win cheap toys for their dates along with a “curiosities” show that was essentially a freak show on the front end and a peep show on the back. By October of ’47, they had started building a real, honest-to-God wooden rollercoaster too.

It was toward the end of that month, just a few days before Halloween, when it all fell apart. They called it a “toxic infection caused by mold”, and it was traced back to dozens of people that had visited Wizard’s Folly. But based on some things I’ve found, that was just a cover story. Over three hundred people scattered across six states reported seeing and hearing things, vomiting, and feeling an oppressive sense of being watched. This was covered up because of the two things that they all had in common. The first was that they had all visited Wizard’s Folly at some point in the six months it had been open. The second was that all of them started experiencing symptoms at exactly the same time: 9:23 p.m. pacific time on October 27, 1947.

Whatever happened that night in October at Wizard’s Folly, it was covered up. And the park was closed permanently the next day. Since that time, it’s been abandoned and forgotten--the Tattersall company, now called Tattersall Global--still owns the place, but it’s just a relic. They have a couple of guards patrolling it, and it’s become a bit of a holy grail in some corners of the internet paranormal community because no one has ever managed to get in more than a few yards before they are caught and turned away.

Then two months ago a guy started posting on a forum I frequent. Claimed that he and a buddy of his worked as guards for Tattersall at the old Wizard’s Folly park. People immediately called bullshit, but the next day he posted several pictures online of him at the park, and it looked legit. He said that for $5,000.00, him and his buddy would “take off” a couple of hours at an appointed time, leaving the gate open for the buyer and whoever he wanted to bring. The only rules were that they didn’t break or take anything and they were out again before the two hours was up.

I wound up in a brief bidding war with a lady from Seattle, but I managed to get it for $8,000.00. Marge, don’t look like that. I’ve got the money to spend, and this is a once in a lifetime chance. But anyway…that wraps up my presentation for now. There’s more to show you, but we’ll get to that later.


A look passed between Pete and Marjorie, but I couldn’t read its significance. I was kind of blown away by everything I had just heard and that it had all come from Pete. When I told him so, he smirked at me as he forked in a mouthful of cold eggs.

“Oh, because I drive a truck you think I can’t be smart? Can’t read?”

I felt my face flushing crimson. “No, no. That’s not what I meant at all. It’s just…all that information. It’s impressive is all. It must have taken you a long time to pull all that together.”

He laughed and Marjorie joined in now, her earlier anger seemingly forgotten. “I’m just fucking with you, Phil. But yeah, it took a long time, even with the internet. This shit is obscure, and some of the people you run across in these circles don’t like to turn aloose of the little nuggets they’ve found along the way. It was fun though, and I think it’ll be worth it. This one is really something. I can feel it.

I gave them both a relieved smile and nodded. I didn’t want to hurt his feelings and I didn’t want to be stuck on an awkward trip for two weeks either, so seeing them both joking and in good spirits again eased my worries. I realized I had never looked at the pictures he had pulled out at the start of his story, so I picked them up now. Two of them were old and faded black and white photos of Wizard’s Folly back in its heyday, steady streams of people headed this way and that through what looked like a cross between a carnival and a strange garden party. The last one was obviously far more recent, and it showed a chubby, balding man in a security uniform smiling uncomfortably in front of the looming face of a gothic mansion, its dark stone a stormy gray in the overexposed picture. I felt an unexpected shudder looking at that last picture, and I set them all down quickly.

Pete looked at me silently for several moments and then glanced out the window. “It’s getting late. We need to get a move on. Miles to go before we sleep.” 

---

Credits

 

Someone Decorated My House for Christmas (Part 2/2)

 https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/christmas-facts-650b513919cd9.jpg 

I wake up to the sound of my sister drowning.

I’m tied to a chair, and it’s one of my kitchen chairs that I’ve always been so proud of because it was the first set of furniture me and Mark bought as a married couple. Hard wood and well-made. So well made that it doesn’t even creak as I thrash against it, the cords of the Christmas lights binding me to the chair cutting into my arms and breasts as I push and pull against them. I have the crazed thought that I’m all lit up because someone has bothered to plug in the lights, but I push it aside as I hear a new terrified gurgle as they begin drowning my sister again.

I call out for them to leave her alone, to leave us both alone, but I know in my heart there’s no point to my words. So instead I begin trying to shimmy and turn my chair enough that I can see what they’re doing to her, as though bearing horrified and helpless witness will make it better that they’re killing Melanie.

There are two figures holding her down—one is an average-looking man in his late fifties. Well, average looking except for the frenzied sweat pouring down his face and his insane expression full of wide eyes and skinned back teeth. It was hard to say if he was angry or excited, but as he grasped Melanie’s ankles tight enough to make his hands go white, I realized it made little difference. He was gripped by the same fervor that was driving the two monsters in the room.

The first of the others might have been a woman once. It was hard to say because of how twisted her flesh was and how distorted her features had become. I had the thought that she was a candle, made of wax and human fat and carved to look like a person. A candle that was held to some terrible flame long ago until the eyes drooped and ran and the nose pooled away into a flattened bulge with two uneven holes for air. And the mouth…the mouth was filled with rotten little pegs of yellowed ivory as it hung open at the bottom of her head like an open, festering wound. She held Melanie’s shoulders and alternated between looking at her and at me with her deep-set, black pig eyes, all the time working a greyish green-striped candy cane at the corner of lips that looked like strips of red, wet meat. The woman-thing let out a titter as Melanie tried to struggle again. My sister was strong, but she was clearly already tired, and the creature easily pressed her shoulders flat again as the next jug was made ready.

Presiding over it all, dressed in tattered rags that likely had once been a very expensive Santa suit, was the third thing. It looked more like an old sinister tree than a candle or a man, the odd angles of its body and joints making the soiled red coat shift and poke like a sack holding a large, struggling spider. It held the jugs of what smelled like eggnog over Melanie’s face and poured them slowly in the general direction of her mouth and nose, each new gallon causing my sister to sputter and choke again.

For all the lack of care in getting it in her mouth, the Santa creature seemed very deliberate and intent on its work. Its face was still primarily human, showing the worn features of an old, thin man with a patchy grey beard and sad, roving eyes that sometimes seemed to flicker with a dim green light. The man’s lips were thin and ceaselessly moving as he poured, his eyes locked on Melanie’s as he slowly killed her. He kept saying the same word over and over, his deep, dry voice seeming to constantly be on the verge of breaking with emotion.

“Believe. Believe. Believe.”


Three hours earlier I was sitting at the police station waiting for my sister to come pick me up when I got a text from her.

At the house. Where R U?

I felt my heart start thudding in my chest. I had specifically told her that I would wait at the police station for her because I didn’t want to go back to the house. What made her go there? Fumbling with my phone, I tried to quickly call her, but I was interrupted by another text.

I think I saw you inside. I’m coming in.

I punched the button to call her but it just rang and rang before going to voicemail. I tried a second time as I started heading up to the front desk at the station to ask for help. That’s when I saw she was calling me back.

“Hello? Mel, get out of…”

“You need to come home, Clarissa.” It was an older man’s voice, but it was unfamiliar. “You need to come home so we can get started. If we have to start without you, or you ask your police friends to come…well, it won’t go well for her and we’ll still catch up with you later.”

“Please let her go. I’ll come back, that’s fine. Just let her go first.”

I thought I heard a brief, sour laugh from the man. “We just need the two of you to help us with something and then we’ll be on our way. Promise.”


I went to the house without telling anyone. A dozen times I almost went back to the police or called 911, but each time I saw the image of my sister, torn apart except for her beautiful face. Her dead eyes stared at me, accusing me, saying that she was only dead because she tried to help me. Because of something that…if not my fault, exactly, was at least my responsibility.

So I went back to my house and stifled a gasp as it came into view. The yard was now full of plastic snowmen and reindeer, candles and carolers that had stood too close to a flame. Most of them were pointed toward the house like an angry mob, but a handful were turned to where I parked in the driveway behind Melanie’s car. It was as though they were there to usher me in, and as I stepped out of my car, I saw a path had been cleared all the way to the front door.

I glanced around for Melanie outside, but it was a dim hope. I knew where she’d be. Stepping up onto the porch, I pushed at the door, feeling no surprise when it swung in quietly. I could already smell the gagging aromas that filled my house—cinnamon and pine needles mixed with spoiled meat and soured milk. Holding a hand to my nose, I stepped in and called out for my sister. When I heard nothing, I called out to them.

“I’m here, okay? Now please let her go. Use me for whatever it is you need and then please leave us both alone.” I swallowed, trying to not think about what would come next, whatever unknown torture or shame was waiting for me in the shadows. The main thing was to try and get Melanie out. I just had to focus on that.

That thought, that goal, steeled me for a few seconds as I went deeper into the house. I saw with unsurprised dread that there was a large, lop-sided Christmas tree in the living room now, its discolored branches decorated by a combination of lights, old-fashioned ornaments, and various small dead things and bits of bone. Even from a distance I thought I saw pieces of at least three small animal skeletons strung together and draped around like macabre tinsel. Just then I saw movement at the corner of my eye and turned. They were coming out to greet me.

I don’t know how to describe this next in a way that will make sense, but I will do my best. One of them, the man that appeared to be human, was stepping out of a door made into one wall that I never knew existed. It swung closed behind him with a silent solidity that left no seam in the wallpaper or other sign a secret door existed at all. But the other two…

They flowed down the walls somehow, their shapes pushing beneath the wallpaper and making it stretch before going back with no sign of what had just passed beneath it. The moving bulges slowly worked their way to where the wallpaper met the baseboard, and there they pulled themselves out into the room like decaying toothpaste being squeezed from a tube. I have trouble remembering this, I think because my mind couldn’t really understand what it was seeing, but in a matter of moments, they were standing before me even as the other man was approaching me slowly.

“Easy now. It’s better if you don’t fight. Just give up and it will be easier. Promise.” His mouth twisted into a cruel smile at the last part, and the next moment I was dashing back through the house with the goal of either finding Melanie or making it out the back door to get help. I never should have come here alone, I never…

And then I woke up to my sister drowning.


I think she had been dead for the last two jugs worth of their rancid eggnog concoction, my screaming and tears during the last few minutes having pushed me into a kind of exhausted stupor. I felt burned out, used up, and for the moment I didn’t care what they did. I deserved it for letting Melanie die. But when the man touched my chin gently, I jerked back in surprise, and looking up at his somber expression, I felt a new wave of anger and hatred filling me.

“You motherfucker. I’ll fucking kill you for what you did.” I looked behind him to where the two monsters were gently wiping Melanie off like they were apologetically cleaning up a spill. “Don’t you fucking touch her, you fucking freaks!”

The man tapped my chin lightly, and when I looked back up, his gaze was hard. “Don’t be rude to my parents. They meant your sister no harm. We’re only doing what we have to, and you’re the one that brought her into this.”

I gritted my teeth. “That’s a lie. I told her not to come here.”

He nodded, a small smile passing over his face. “That’s true. But while I’m not special like they are yet, they have passed along a few tricks and talents.” The last few words sounded like my voice, and my widening eyes brought the smile back. “None of wanted to trick her or hurt her. We don’t want to hurt you either. But we need you to believe.”

I shook my head slowly. “You’re insane. Believe? Believe in what? God?”

That small sour laugh again. I saw that his monstrous parents had finished cleaning Melanie, neglecting to get up the gallons of strange eggnog congealing on the floor. “No, no. Nothing like that. Just believe in the holiday of Christmas. We’re not after religious or spiritual belief, just the trappings.” He leaned closer as he continued in a conspiratorial whisper. “You know, reindeer, sleigh bells, mistletoe? We’ve been trying to give you Christmas spirit for days, but you haven’t been very receptive.”

He raised his hands as he continued in a lower voice. “I know, I know. They’re methods can be…off-putting. They put out the gingerbread house without my knowing about it.” He gave a chuckle. “I mean, I’ve been staying in the house a lot since you moved in, but I still have a job and other responsibilities.” Sighing, he looked back at them over his shoulder as they began to move closer. “To be honest, I think they’re going insane. But you need to understand it’s not their fault.”

“They’re going insane? What about you?” I was tired of this. If he was going to kill me, just do it and get it over with.

The man tapped my chin again, a bit harder this time. “Touche.”

“Tell her.” The man-thing’s voice was booming, but at the same time it was somehow hollow, like a storm’s wind pushing between dead winter trees. “Explain why she must believe.”

A look of irritation passed over the son’s face. “Getting to that.” He stood up and took a couple of steps back. When I was a teenager, my parents got a mysterious invitation to a hotel out west called The Imago. They had never heard of it, but when they asked around they found out it was some big deal fancy place that only the super-rich and powerful ever visited. We’re talking ten stars out of five star hotels.”

“But, the hotel apparently picked “lottery winners” once a year. How they selected them, or even knew my parents existed, we never found out. But my father was an accountant and my mother worked the front office for a pediatrician. They’d never have another chance like this, so they jumped at it.”

The man sat down on one of the other kitchen chairs, seemingly oblivious to the liquid soaking into his pants. His expression had grown darker, but also more sane, as he looked off at the far wall. “When they came back a week later, they were different. At first it was in positive ways. They both seemed younger and stronger. Smarter even.” He puffed out a breath. “And they could do things. Things that seemed like magic. When I would ask them about it, they would laugh it off, but I knew they were lying.”

“In time things started to swing back the other way. They were sick a lot, and they seemed to be aging, changing, almost overnight. By the time I was twenty-five, they couldn’t leave the property. They had become bound to it somehow. By the time I was thirty…well, it wasn’t good for anybody to see them anymore, and they had taken to disappearing into the bones of this place by then anyway.”

“We’ve spent so many years trying to fix what happened to them. And despite their problems, I’ve spent all that time trying to become like they once were. Because what they were…it was wonderful. Their mistake was leaving The Imago. They’re sick because they came back here for me.”

This was all insane. “Just kill me. I don’t believe any of this. Bunch of crazy bullshit.”

He leaned forward and slapped me across the face before I could pull back. When he spoke, his voice was hard and dangerous. “Just listen. They want you to understand, so you don’t think they’re being mean. That they’re bad people. They want you to hear it, so you’re going to fucking listen.” Clearing his throat, he continued. “They figured out that whatever magic they got from that place, if they can get a bit of it back, they’ll be able to leave this house and go back to the hotel. To the special room they had there. And all they think they need is someone to believe.”

He stood up, his face drawn as he began to pace. “I tried to do it for them, but it doesn’t work. We’ve had a couple of prior owners, but it didn’t go well.”

“Maybe because terrifying someone with old creepy decorations isn’t the way to give someone Christmas spirit?”

He chuckled and nodded. “You know, you might be right. But like I said, they aren’t thinking as clearly as they used to. Brain rot and all.” Turning back, he looked at me with a glint in his eye. “Sometimes I think I may be a slipping a little myself. But we’ve made due with what we had on hand and had to hope for the best.”

The woman-thing stepped forward and pulled something from ragged remains of a pocket on the father’s Santa coat. Her voice was thick and hard to understand as she tried to talk around her moldering candy cane. “Please. Help us. Help us be free…and get back.”

Despite everything, I felt myself feeling sorry for her. I didn’t know what to say or what to believe, and I knew I wasn’t going to be of any help to them, even if it was true. The only thing I knew for sure was that I was about to die when they saw all this was pointless. And I felt some grim satisfaction in knowing they wouldn’t get what they wanted after what they had done, however pitiful they might appear.

But then the front door was banging open and I heard men shouting. I was turned away from the commotion, but within a matter of moments the son was heading towards me and then being yanked backwards by the inertia of multiple bullets striking him at once. I think he was dead before he hit the floor, and I saw his ruined parents glance at him sadly before fading back into the walls of that place. I caught a flutter of movement as the woman dropped what she had been holding in her twisted fingers.

Two policemen were talking to me now, the same ones that had taken my earlier reports. I could tell they were both shaken, and though they were calling an EMT, I knew it was too late for Melanie or the son of the things that killed her. After I was freed, I managed to swipe the paper the mother had dropped, though I didn’t get to look at it right away. First I had to give a heavily modified version of what had happened, leaving out the monster parents that were still living in the walls of that fucking house.

The police didn’t press hard, and judging by the haunted looks, those two men had caught of a glimpse of the truth before it had faded back into hiding. Either way, I was released to my parents. Released to tell them that their other daughter was dead. I considered telling them the whole truth, but what was the point? They would just worry that their surviving daughter was insane.

When we were on the way back home, back to my real home, I finally dug out the piece of paper and looked at it. It was a faded invitation that was surprisingly clean and well-preserved. I thought of that woman creature holding it out toward me as some kind of pleading explanation. It was probably their most prized possession. It came from the place they needed to get back to, after all.

It said:

The Imago Hotel cordially invites you on an all-expenses paid trip to enjoy our hospitality. You have been selected for this very unique and life-changing experience, which includes access to all our amenities and a seven days/six night stay in one of the most celebrated of our renowned Holiday Rooms. The room chosen for you is The Christmas Room. You will be contacted again shortly to confirm your arrival time.

I studied the card in the dim light of the passing countryside, tears stinging my eyes. I had no idea what any of this was, and I didn’t want to know. All I knew was that I had lost enough and wanted no part of whatever this card had or might still represent.

So I rolled down the window and let the rushing air take it away. I hope it is never found, but if it is, let it be far away from me. 

---

Credits

 

Someone Decorated My House for Christmas (Part 1/2)

 https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/christmas-facts-650b513919cd9.jpg 

Last month I moved into my new house—not that the house was new, mind you, but it was new to me. My husband died two years ago, and after struggling both emotionally and financially for months, I had gotten a good job at a local software company only an hour’s drive from my hometown. For a time, things started to look up moneywise, but it was still hard to go home everyday to a house filled with memories of my time with Mark. So I had started saving up to get a new house next year, but this past September my boss gave me the news that I was being promoted…and transferred.

The new job was two states away, and while the company was paying for moving expenses and temporary housing until I found a house I wanted, I was still caught between being nervous about moving to a place I didn’t know and worried about losing my job if I couldn’t quickly find a house I could afford. So imagine my relief when, on my first house scouting trip, I found the perfect place.

It was on the outskirts of town in an older, spread out neighborhood with big yards and wide, quiet streets. The house itself had been built in the 1940s, and while it had apparently sat empty for several years, it was in surprisingly good repair. It was also way bigger than anything I could have afforded back home, with a large front porch and a second story that contained two more bedrooms and a large master bath.

I was moved in by the middle of November, and by the time I went home for Thanksgiving last week, I was mostly unpacked aside from a few of Mark’s belongings that I was keeping in storage until it hurt a little less to see them. Holidays have been especially hard since he died, but between the new job and house, and being happy to be around my family again, I’ve been pretty occupied and had a really good time during my visit back home. But while I loved my new house, I’d be lying if a part of me didn’t dread driving back to it and the relatively lonely new life it represented.

Maybe that’s why my first reaction to the plastic snowman in my yard was surprise and delight instead of confusion or concern. It was a very old-fashioned looking three-foot snowman wearing a red scarf and green mittens, and as my headlights swept across it as I pulled into my driveway, it almost looked like it was giving me a little wave. This was late Sunday night, and I was a bit punchy from hours of driving, but I remember letting out a small laugh as I stopped the car and looked at it.

It was close to the street, but too far in and well-positioned to have fallen out of a truck or been placed in my yard unintentionally. I pulled on up in my driveway and got out slowly, looking around as though I was going to see the responsible party waiting behind a bush at close to midnight. For all I knew it could have been there for days…I just had no idea where it had come from.

I’d met all my neighbors, at least I thought I had, and they all seemed like nice, normal people. But most of them were significantly older that I was and I hadn’t become really friendly with anyone in the past couple of weeks. Certainly not “give me a random decoration” friendly. And I didn’t think anyone at my new office even knew where I was living since I had moved out of the company’s extended stay rooms. Maybe Carol in HR might, but she was hardly ever around in the first place, and I didn’t see her trekking out here to stick a weird snowman in my yard.

Because that was the other thing. The snowman was a little weird. It didn’t look weathered or dirty, but it did look old. Like an authentic prop from a Christmas movie set in the 50s. If someone was going to give me a Christmas decoration, why would they pick something like this? And why would you just randomly stick it in the yard rather than on the porch with a note or something? I didn’t have any answers to any of this, and was too tired to care beyond a certain degree of curiosity, so I patted the snowman on its head and went inside to sleep.

When I woke up the next morning, there were two reindeer closer in to the house.

The snowman was still there, but now he was turned facing the house and seemed a few feet closer as well. And nearer still were the two plastic reindeer that had the same old but well-preserved look as the snowman. They were also turned toward the house as though part of some mass Christmas exodus across the lawn toward my front door.

I was running late for work, so I only had time to snap a picture with my phone and jump in my car. I sent the picture to my sister and asked her what she thought. As I expected, her response was basically that it was fucking awesome and I should keep her updated if “they” kept adding more cool shit to the yard. The fact that “they” were trespassing and that it was rarely a good sign when mystery people started weirdly fixating on you seemed to escape her.

Still, maybe she had a point. Maybe it was a practical joker neighbor with a twisted sense of humor trying to welcome me to the street. Or maybe I had a work acquaintance with too much time on their hands. Maybe Carol was never at work because she was roaming the streets in a panel van filled with antique decorations, scouting out yards for her next guerilla art exhibition.

Or maybe a dangerous nutjob had taken an interest in me.

This last thought worried me, but it seemed unlikely at first. And when I woke up on Tuesday with no change in the decorations, I was actually a bit disappointed. I even texted my sister and told her that I thought the phantom decorator might be done.

I had to go by the grocery store that night, so it was well after dark before I got home. When I did, I saw a third reindeer and a small pair of what I supposed were meant to be carolers were sitting at the bottom of my steps. At first I felt a little happy thrill of excitement, and I grinned as I noticed that the other two reindeer and the snowman had made their way closer in as well. But my smile faltered when I saw the front of the carolers.

Just like the older decorations, they were of well-kept but ancient-looking plastic, and based on their height and the shape of their plastic “hair”, I assumed they were meant to be a small boy and girl. But it was hard to be sure because their faces were gone.

I don’t mean they were like some decorations where the face has no features by design. This was like someone had taken a hot iron to them. In the place of a nose and eyes and singing mouth were tangled mounds of rough, melted plastic.

That’s when I called the police.

As you might expect, that amounted to very little. I couldn’t really blame them. It looked like a vaguely creepy prank of some kind, and they said there hadn’t been any similar pranks reported this year. They promised to touch base with my closest neighbors just to see if anyone heard or saw anything, and one of the officers assured me that just having them ask around would likely spook whoever was doing it enough that it might very well stop.

The next morning, when I sleep-stumbled into the kitchen to make coffee, I froze. Sitting on my kitchen table was a gingerbread house. It looked as though it had been sprayed with some kind of sealant at some point in the past, and while it didn’t look nearly as old as the yard decorations, the translucent film coating every surface of it was run through with cracks and yellowed like an old man’s toenails. And underneath the film, exploiting all the wounds in the protective seal, were the house’s inhabitants.

Tiny roaches. Worms. Other small bits of hungry movement that roamed across the sugary snow-topped roof and bit little holes through the candy window panes. I could faintly smell a dry rotting smell coming from the gingerbread house, but it was a combination of that endless movement and the sour pang of fear in my belly that made me dry retch into the sink several times before I was able to call 911 again.


That was on Wednesday. The police seemed more concerned, but could still do very little. They said the neighbors hadn’t seen anything, but that they would follow back up with them about this latest invasion. So I had the locks all changed during an extended lunch break, and that night after work, I spent money I didn’t have to buy a couple of little security cameras. You know, the wifi type you can put pretty much anywhere and that have okay night vision.

This morning I woke up with my bedroom filled with tiny Christmas figurines, all made of discolored, cracked porceline and ranging from cardinals wearing festive hats to dancing elves with hands full of toys. They were everywhere, from my nightstands to the dresser and on both windowsills. I eased out of bed slowly, thinking to check underneath before putting my feet down. There was nothing there, but as I stepped back from the bed something else caught my eye. A small porceline angel was laying on my pillow next to where my head lay. And like the carolers outside, its face had been burned away.

I’m too shaky to drive at the moment, so my sister is coming to pick me up and carry me back to my parents’ house for the next couple of days. Maybe police will find something, someone, and make it stop. At least I think I have their attention now.

Because aside from the figurines, I also thought and pulled up the cloud-recorded camera video from last night on my phone. For the most part there was nothing, but at 3:38 a.m., one of the cameras caught seven seconds of movement. It was the faint silhouettes of three shapes moving up the stairs toward my bedroom.

And one of those roaming shadows seemed to be dressed like Santa Claus. 

---

Credits

 

I Found A Serial Killer’s Cell Phone (Part 4) [FINALE]

 https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/cfe87bbbdf4d7fafebfdc2edeebe07e801d078d3/hub/2017/12/25/5f19a996-63f8-4edd-86bb-ff7e3e9717ee/gettyimages-769800923.jpg?auto=webp&fit=crop&height=675&width=1200 

Text Log (11/8/18) Beginning 11:14am

BRNR3: Good morning.

You: Morning. Is it time for me to pick another person for you?

BRNR3: No, we’re past that I think. Open up the app.

You: Another gold star? Another for me?

BRNR3: Yes.

You: This is over four hours away.

BRNR3: Which is why you need to start getting ready. You’ll need to leave within the hour.

You: Why this person?

BRNR3: I have my reasons. Just because I have shared things with you doesn’t mean you’re entitled to know everything.

You: Sorry. I was just curious.

You: I’m nervous.

You: Can you tell me the time and location? I like to know so I can plan.

BRNR3: Not yet. You need to be adaptable. But I will tell you to expect more of a challenge than pushing a frightened girl off a parking deck.

BRNR3: Now get going. When you get within 2 miles of the star, you’ll receive the specifics of your task.

You: Ok.

You: Thank you.


Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (11/8/18) Beginning 4:23pm

You: Okay, I made it here and got the instructions. So I have to kill this guy between 5 and 5:15? But I’m at a shopping mall. If the star is right, he’s in there somewhere. Can’t I wait until there are less people around?

Revenant: No.

You: Does it have to be this Alex Turney guy anyway? How about if I just pick out someone else?

Revenant: You’re wasting time. If I were you, I’d spend more time looking things over and formulating a plan rather than whining like a petulant child.

You: Ok. I’m going.

You: Wish me luck.

Revenant: ;)


Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (11/8/18) Beginning 6:01pm

You: What the FUCK was that?

Revenant: What was what?

You: You set me up.

Revenant: What do you mean?

You: I mean you fucking set me up. He knew I was coming. There’s no way he didn’t know I was coming.

Revenant: Why do you say that?

You: Because

You: Look, I went into the mall, okay? I used the star as long as I could, but it took me into a department store and there were a lot of people around. The star wasn’t accurate enough to be useful at that point. I had his picture from the app, but it still took awhile to find him without being obvious.

You: Then I turned a corner and saw him looking at shoes like ten feet away. I didn’t catch him looking at me, but he suddenly sat down the shoe he was holding and starting moving fast toward the back of the store. I saw he was heading to the bathroom, so I figured this was my best shot. I followed him.

You: I saw the door to the men’s bathroom closing as I got near. I took out the gun I had brought. I hadn’t been sure how I was going to muffle the shot, but then I saw he was wearing a thick coat. I figured I’d make him take it off, wrap the gun in the coat, and shoot him in the mouth. Try to make it look like a weird suicide if I could, or at least buy enough time to get away.

BRNR3: What were you going to do about the security cameras? Or anyone who saw you and remembered?

You: I wore a hat and tried to blend in. Never looked up at any cameras and never touched anything after entering the mall until I touched the door handle going into the bathroom. I’d planned to wipe it down on my way out, but things didn’t go according to plan.

You: When I went into that bathroom, he jumped me. From above. That fucker was holding himself up above the door somehow. Just waiting.

BRNR3: Interesting.

You: No. Fuck that. He almost killed me. He pinned me down and took the knife away. I think he broke my wrist. He’s a big fucker, but he was way faster than me.

You: I’ve never seen anyone so fast.

BRNR3: So why aren’t you dead?

You: He said he didn’t want to end it yet. Then he told me “Run. Hard and fast. Don’t worry. I’ll find you again soon enough.”

BRNR3: That sounds like him. Always so dramatic.

You: So you did set me up.

BRNR3: No, not really. I didn’t tell him that you or anyone else was coming for him. But he is further along the path you are starting down. He’s not easily taken.

You: So you’re pitting all your little pets against one another, is that it?

BRNR3: Pets. Your petty indignation and complaints are tiresome. You are being given a gift and yet all you ever do is complain.

You: Look, I’m sorry. I’m just hurt and scared. I thought I could trust you.

BRNR3: You can.

You: Then what do I do? This maniac you had me go after will hunt me down, I can feel it. So what’s next?

BRNR3: It sounds to me like you should run.

BRNR3: Hard and fast.


Text Log (11/10/18) Beginning 2:41pm

You: Video upload failed

You: Video upload failed

You: Video upload failed

You: Shit. My service sucks here. I’ll have to send the movie later. Can you get this?

BRNR12: Yes.

You: Cool. Sorry about the delay.

You: It was everything you said it would be. I wish I could show it to you.

BRNR12: Tell me.

You: The guy…Simon. He knew Alex was coming for him just like you said. I followed him from the mall, he went to some cheap motel for a couple of hours, but I guess he got too antsy, because he left there before midnight and spent yesterday moving from place to place.

You: First an all-night diner. Then a grocery store. Then a library. Then he went to the airport and bought a ticket for a domestic flight. I thought he was going to actually fly off, but he just spent the next several hours sleeping at one of the gates in those uncomfortable chairs.

BRNR12: Poor baby.

You: Lol. Yeah.

You: Security finally started hassling him today though, asking about what flight he was waiting for and stuff. So he wound up going to a little restaurant down the road from the motel he’d stayed at for half a minute. This was just over an hour ago, and it was kind of a shitty place, but it was still busy that close to lunch.

You: I went in a few minutes after Simon did. Got a booth against the far wall where I could keep an eye on him. It was funny. He kept looking around like somebody was goosing him. Super skittish, right?

BRNR12: Right.

You: Then his head came up. I had a bird dog once. That’s what it reminded me of. But I’ll be damned if Simon didn’t look up right as Alex came in. It was like you said it can be. When you’re following the Path, you can sense other travelers.

BRNR12: Pilgrims.

You: Shit, yeah. Pilgrims. Well Simon was sure as shit feeling something, though it might have just been piss in his pants. :P

BRNR12: Continue.

You: Sorry, yeah. So Alex comes in. Dressed normal, but not trying to hide. As he heads up the aisle toward where Simon is sitting, Simon loses his shit. Gets up from his table, starts screaming for someone to help him. That this guy (Alex) was crazy and trying to kill him. Had been stalking him.

You: Now all while he’s doing this, Simon’s looking around. He’s waiting for a reaction. He expects the waitress to start freaking out and calling the cops. He thinks that old couple with the kid is going to huddle down or run for the door. But then he realizes none of that is happening.

You: They’re all just watching. Watching and smiling. I realized I was smiling too, and I don’t mind telling you it freaked my shit out a bit. But it was really good too. It felt right. Like truth. Capital T truth.

BRNR12: Yes, that’s the way it is sometimes.

You: Well, Simon has realized by this point that he’s alone. No help coming and only ten feet from the monster that’s after him. I’ll give him credit. When he got up from the table, he’d taken a steak knife with him. You said he’d had a gun, but he either didn’t bring it in or he panicked and forgot about it. But he still tried. When Alex came for him, he didn’t try to get away until he was already screaming and instinct had kicked in.

You: I stayed until the end. After Alex was done, he and two of the others took Simon away. The other people…I don’t really understand. It was like nothing had happened. I watched that old couple with the little boy finish eating lunch with drops of blood on the side of their glasses. Were they all plants by you or Alex? All in on the joke?

BRNR12: What do you think?

You: I don’t see how. That would be like 20 ppl. But what else could it be? Mass hypnosis or something? I don’t know which idea spooks me more.

You: Anyhow, I recorded all of it, but like I said, I’ll have to wait and send it in a bit.

BRNR12: That’s fine. Just make sure you do.

You: Sure sure. But do you mind if I ask a question?

BRNR12: Go ahead.

You: Who was Simon anyway? Just some dude?

BRNR12: lol. Yes. Just some dude who found my phone. And he tried walking the Dark Path for a moment, but like most, he failed. So he wound up as meat for Alex.

You: The Path is a razor that bleeds you. Until you finish it or it finishes you.

BRNR12: So they say.


Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (11/10/18) Beginning 5:15pm

Revenant: I haven’t heard from you since you dealt with Simon. Alex, are you all right?

You: I am. I’ve just been thinking.

Revenant: About?

You: About him. There at the end, he knew he was going to die. But he still fought. And for a second, I though I could see the glow around him. Like he really was a Pilgrim like me. Like us.

Revenant: For a second I think he was. But that’s the point. The journey we’re taking, the path is narrow with room for only a few. Only one of you could progress any further, and he had little chance against you.

You: I guess.

You: I don’t dream any more. Did I tell you that? For all the changes, I think that bothers me the most.

Revenant: I didn’t either when I was where you are. You’ll have new dreams soon enough.

Revenant: It’s time I told you how to use the box.

You: I know it’s mentioned in the book, but I don’t understand what it really is. What’s inside.

Revenant: It’s called a box of shadows. And if your heart is right, it will show you the place that the Dark Path is leading us.

You: The Realm? The Kingdom of Dust?

Revenant: Yes, my love.

You: Are you sure I’m ready?

Revenant: I am. I wouldn’t risk it if I wasn’t.

You: When can I see you again?

Revenant: Look up. I’m already here. 

---

Credits

 

I Found A Serial Killer’s Cell Phone (Part 3)

 https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/cfe87bbbdf4d7fafebfdc2edeebe07e801d078d3/hub/2017/12/25/5f19a996-63f8-4edd-86bb-ff7e3e9717ee/gettyimages-769800923.jpg?auto=webp&fit=crop&height=675&width=1200 

Text Log (11/7/18) Beginning 10:23am

You: Image uploaded 1A23110718.jpg

You: His name is Harry Parks. I met him at a coffee shop near the hospital. I’ve seen him before but never talked to him. I just made small talk in line and then took the picture after making contact. He shouldn’t know I took the pic or suspect anything.

BRNR3: Very good. I like you being careful. I’ll be in touch soon.


Text Log (11/7/18) Beginning 2:18pm

BRNR3: Are you at work?

You: You know that I am.

BRNR3: :) I know that my phone is at the hospital. Are you at work?

You: Yes, I am.

BRNR3: Go to a secluded place and open the Polterzeitgeist app.

You: Ok. Just a min.


Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (11/7/18) Beginning 2:23pm

Revenant: Hello there.

You: Is this you? BRNR3?

Revenant: Of course.

Revenant: I liked your pick. You failed to mention in your “detailed report” of how you met him that he was an armed out-of-uniform police officer. I’m assuming you knew he had a gun and that he was law enforcement?

You: Yes. I didn’t lie to you. I had never talked to him before. But I had seen him in uniform at the coffee shop a couple of times, and he did have a gun in a back holster today. It was under a jacket, but I saw it when we were in line.

You: But I figured it wouldn’t be any problem for you anyway.

Revenant: :P

Revenant: I appreciate your confidence in me. It’s well-placed.

Revenant: Video Received eating.mp4

You: Oh god.

Revenant: Yes.

Revenant: Now it’s your turn again. Listen carefully, because while I appreciate your attempt at being clever, I am not in the mood to repeat myself or listen to you whine. Are we clear?

You: Yes.

Revenant: Good.

Revenant: This app has many functions, but one of them is to serve as a guide. It contains a map that will show you where you need to go. When we finish talking, go to the map and you will find a yellow star on it. You need to reach that star no later than 4:45pm. Do not leave work to reach the star earlier than necessary, but keep watch on the map regularly. Make sure you can reach it on time. Get stuck in traffic or lose your way, and you will have failed.

Revenant: And what happens if you fail will make what the cop went through look like a paradise.

You: I won’t fail. I promise.

Revenant: Good. I have faith in you.

Revenant: When you are within 15 meters of the person the star represents and the time is 4:43 or later, you will receive further instructions from the app on how to complete your task.

Revenant: It should go without saying that you should avoid being conspicuous, be aware of any security or surveillance, and generally avoid getting caught. If you get caught, that counts as failure too.

You: Ok. I’ll do it.

Revenant: After you hit “Accept” on the task it gives you, the app will start recording video. Leave the app open until the task is completed. When you are finished, hit “Send” and wait for me to contact you. Understand?

You: Yes. I won’t mess it up.

Revenant: We’ll see.


Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (11/7/18) Beginning 5:15pm

Revenant: Good job.

You: My hands are shaking. Fuck. You made me do that.

Revenant: No, you chose to do that. You decided you valued yourself more than a stranger.

You: Who was she?

Revenant: Her name was Alison Murphy.

You: Why her?

Revenant: She used to have a fairly boring job as a law clerk that one day led to her having some excitement. Seeing a small part of how this all works.

Revenant: She was invited to participate, but declined. Instead, she decided to just talk to others about things she didn’t understand. Her talking about it wasn’t the problem. Her lack of participation, however…well, you know how I feel about people that don’t want to participate.

You: Did you know where she’d be? That she’d be alone at the top of that parking garage like that?

Revenant: I knew she’d most likely be at one of six places at that particular time. She had established several relevant patterns of behavior in the past few weeks. One of those patterns was parking her car occasionally at the top of that particular garage, which she did this morning at 9:44am. Another was returning to her car between 4:40 and 4:55pm when it was parked at that location. All of this, combined with the app tracking, made the place you found her the most likely place she would be.

You: But that’s still just an educated guess. What if she did something different? Came back early or late? What if at 4:45 she was in the middle of a grocery store full of people?

Revenant: Then you would have had to “figure something else out”. Just like you would have had to find other places to stick your poison and knife if poor old Chester wasn’t there to kill.

You: Okay. But what if she had just left her car this morning, got on a bus and went to another state? Went somewhere I couldn’t reach in time?

Revenant: Lol! Oh no. Did you think this was all about you? That you’re the only one I’m connecting with? You did, didn’t you? ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)

Revenant: Wherever she went, whatever she did, Alison Murphy was going to die today. Luckily for you, she was close to your hospital. Even better for you, she was pushed from the sixth story of a sparsely populated parking garage that has no cameras.

You: So there are others like me?

Revenant: There are others, but each of you is special and unique. :)




Text Log (7/4/18) Beginning 1:01am

BRNR6: So you found the phone I added to the box? Can I assume you’ve gone through the rest of my “Private Valuables” then?

You: Yes. I did. I didn’t know the combination to open the lock on the book. And I don’t know how to open the small metal box. But yeah, I looked at the rest. You’re insane.

BRNR6: Sanity is a relative concept. You think that Independence Day is a good movie, for example, yet I don’t judge.

You: Okay.

You: What do you want from me?

BRNR6: Do you appreciate the fact that I can find you now?

You: Yes. I just want this to be over.

BRNR6: Well, you’re about to take the first step towards that.

BRNR6: Look in the box. You see the little clay pumpkin?

You: Yes.

BRNR6: Great. Now pull up the app drawer on the phone you’re using. I want you to familiarize yourself with the app called “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!”

You: Why?

BRNR6: Because tomorrow it’s going to show you where you need to take that little pumpkin and what to do when you get there.

Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (7/7/18) Beginning 12:19pm

You: I can’t keep doing this. Whatever sick game this is, I can’t do it. I can’t keep hurting people, helping you hurt people.

Revenant: I think you can. I think you will. You’ve done so well so far.

Revenant: But I do think it’s time for you to open the book and read it. It will help you understand. The combination is 10925.

Revenant: I’ll expect a thorough book report tomorrow morning. ;)

Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (7/8/18) Beginning 9:35am

Revenant: Do you understand now?

You: I don’t know.

You: Maybe.

Revenant: Are you ready to continue?

You: Do I have a choice?

Revenant: You always have a choice.

You: I’m ready.

Revenant: Good. Find the little cornhusk ghost in the box.

Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (7/12/18) Beginning 8:42pm

You: I’m inside. Everything is prepared.

Revenant: Good.

Chat Log from “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!” app (7/12/18) Beginning 9:25pm

You: Sam Morris has been claimed. The work is done.

Revenant: The work is far from done. But you have taken another step down the Dark Path I’ve shown you. I’m proud of you.

You: I think I enjoyed it this time.

Revenant: I know. That’s good.

You: What is happening to me?

Revenant: You are finding your true self.

You: Can I look in the metal box yet?

Revenant: In due time, my love. All in due time. 

---

Credits

 

I Found A Serial Killer’s Cell Phone (Part 2)

 https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/cfe87bbbdf4d7fafebfdc2edeebe07e801d078d3/hub/2017/12/25/5f19a996-63f8-4edd-86bb-ff7e3e9717ee/gettyimages-769800923.jpg?auto=webp&fit=crop&height=675&width=1200 

Text Log (11/6/18) Beginning 12:13pm

BRNR3: Video Received thislilpiggy.mp4

BRNR3: Watch it.

You: Fuck

You: That was him. You did it.

BRNR3: We did it.

You: Is he dead?

BRNR3: Lol. What do you think?

You: Is he?

BRNR3: Of course.

You: Ok. So this is done? We’re done?

BRNR3: No.

BRNR3: You’ll know when we’re done.

You: Please let me just give you the phone back. You have dirt on me now, okay? I will say right here, I ASKED YOU TO KILL JIM PURVIS. YOU ONLY DID IT BECAUSE OF ME.

You: Okay? Isn’t that good enough?

BRNR3: The more you talk about not going to the cops, the more I think you will. You’re eroding that trust you just built.

You: I’m sorry.

You: Fuck. I’m just scared. I just want this to be over.

BRNR3: You’re not scared. You don’t know how to be really scared yet.

BRNR3: I am really trying to work with you on this. Give you a chance to earn my trust. But your whining is boring. If I get too bored, I’m going to give up and come see you. Understand?

You: Yes. Got it. What do you need me to do so you can fully trust me?

BRNR3: The next thing I need you to do is hurt someone. I’m not saying kill anybody. And though it should go without saying, don’t get caught. Don’t make the mistake of thinking you’ll be safe if you get arrested.

You: How bad do I have to hurt them? Like punch them or something?

BRNR3: I didn’t say it had to be physical, though it can be. Do what you think will satisfy me. You’ll either be right or wrong.

BRNR3: But whatever it is, record it with the camera on my phone. Send me the video as soon as its done.

You: Not trying to whine, but I don’t know if I can do this.

BRNR3: That’s up to you. Time to see if you value someone else’s discomfort more than your own life.

BRNR3: You have until 6pm tonight to send me the video.

BRNR3: Happy hunting. ;)


Text Log (11/6/18) Beginning 5:45pm

You: Video upload failed.

You: Video upload failed.

You: Video uploaded. done.mp4

You: There. I did it.


Text Log (11/6/18) Beginning 6:21pm

You: Did you get it? Was that okay?

BRNR3: I got it. I’ve been thinking about it. Weighing it.

You: You said it didn’t have to be physical.

BRNR3: I remember what I said.

You: Look, maybe the video doesn’t do a good job of explaining it. That car belongs to a homeless girl that lives near me.

BRNR3: A homeless person with a car?

You: Well, she lives out of her car. Been doing it at least six months. She swaps out between a few different parking spots so she gets less hassle. So busting out her windows like that, especially as cold as its getting, is going to hurt her a lot. And I did like you said. She wasn’t around, and no one saw me.

BRNR3: Hmm.

BRNR3: I think that a person’s actions tell you a great deal about what they believe. What they value. You agree?

You: Yeah, I guess so.

BRNR3: What you did was mean-spirited, I suppose. It will cause this woman some degree of discomfort.

BRNR3: Assuming that your little story is even true. You could have just vandalized some random car and then made up the part about a poor homeless girl to make it more compelling.

You: No, I swear! You can even seen all her clothes and the sleeping bag in the video! I made sure.

BRNR3: Either way, the real question is

BRNR3: Does this act represent how much you value your life? This petty act of breaking windows? This act of an unruly child?

You: You said that it didn’t have to be physical.

BRNR3: Or do you want more time to prove how much you value living? Another chance to show me that I can fully trust you? Or are you just wasting my time?

You: No.

You: No you can trust me I swear you can and Ill do better

You: Please let me have another chance. Ill do better

You: Please

You: Hello? Please


Text Log (11/6/18) Beginning 8:49pm

You: Video uploaded molly.mp4

You: Did you get it? I’ll do more. Just want to make sure you got it.

You: The little girl is named Molly. She’s the daughter of a woman I used to date. They’ve had the same dog for years. Chester. They love that fucking dog.

You: Loved. That’s why she’s screaming like that when she found him in the yard.

You: I think I understand now. I think you want to see how it hurt her more than you want to see me hurting the dog. If I’m wrong, tell me. I recorded the other too.

You: That was really hard for me. I really care for that girl and her mother. I’ve never hurt an animal before. But I want to give you what you want. I want you to trust me.

You: Please let me know if this is okay.


Text Log (11/6/18) Beginning 9:11pm

BRNR3: That’s better.

BRNR3: I noticed you shot the video where I could see it was a little girl but not what she or her house looked like. ;)

BRNR3: Her name isn’t Molly either, is it?

You: No, it is. But yeah, I don’t want you knowing who or where they are for obvious reasons.

BRNR3: Is that why you didn’t carry my phone with you like I told you? Is that why you recorded the footage on your own phone instead and then transferred it to mine before you sent it?

BRNR3: I give you some credit for thinking about me tracking my phone, but you still disobeyed my instructions.

BRNR3: If you don’t trust me, how can I trust you?

You: I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. I was just trying to keep anyone else from getting involved.

BRNR3: I wonder if ol’ Chester thinks he’s not involved. Or “Molly”.

BRNR3: How did you kill him?

You: I fed him poisoned food. Then I cut his throat after he was dead. To make sure she would scream for the video.

BRNR3: Was Chester an outside dog?

You: Yeah.

You: Well, he stayed in the backyard during the day. At night they would always let him in when they got home for a few hours. Sometimes he slept inside too.

BRNR3: How did you know when they’d find him?

You: Molly goes to her mother’s store after school. They don’t get home until after 8 most weeknights. It was tight, but I was done by the time Molly came out to get Chester tonight.

BRNR3: How long has it been since you saw “Molly” and Chester?

You: Idk. A year maybe.

BRNR3: What would you have done if Chester hadn’t been there?

You: What do you mean?

BRNR3: Well, you went there to make a second video. With poison and a knife. What if Chester had died or ran off since you had last been around? What would you have done then?

You: Idk. I’d have figured something else out.

BRNR3: I see.

BRNR3: Good enough for tonight. Sweet dreams.


Text Log (11/7/18) Beginning 6:38am

BRNR3: Video Received sleepytime.mp4

BRNR3: You’re cute when you’re asleep.

You: You were in my apt?

You: This was from last night. Why? I’m doing what you asked.

You: Why?

BRNR3: Because I need you to trust me. Before this you might have thought that I wasn’t sure who you were or where you lived. Or that I couldn’t get to you. That something other than my word was keeping me from meeting you.

BRNR3: Now you know better, don’t you?

BRNR3: Now we’re getting closer to knowing where each other stands in this.

You: Are you still in here?

BRNR3: No. I’m absolutely not watching you from your bedroom closet.

BRNR3: J/k.

You: Leaving the phone at the hospital wasn’t an accident was it.

BRNR3: ;)

You: Look, I’ll do what you want, but I just want your word that there is a way for me to get out of this. Other than you killing me, I mean.

BRNR3: There is. You don’t have to die to finish this. You have my word.

You: Thank you.

You: Do you need me to do something else today?

BRNR3: Initiative. I like that. Today I only need two simple things from you.

BRNR3: First, I need you to pick another person for me. This time it needs to be someone you don’t know.

BRNR3: Meet someone today. Get their name and take a pic of them. Send me both and also where you met them.

BRNR3: I’ll take care of the rest.

You: Ok. What’s the second thing?

BRNR3: Go into the app drawer on my phone. I want you to open up an app and familiarize yourself with it for later use.

You: Ok. What app?

BRNR3: It’s called “Polterzeitgeist! Find that ghost!”. Can’t miss it.

You: Okay. You just want me to look at it?

BRNR3: For the time being, yes. And get me your next pick by 3pm. TTFN. 

---

Credits

 

I Found A Serial Killer’s Cell Phone (Part 1)

 https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/cfe87bbbdf4d7fafebfdc2edeebe07e801d078d3/hub/2017/12/25/5f19a996-63f8-4edd-86bb-ff7e3e9717ee/gettyimages-769800923.jpg?auto=webp&fit=crop&height=675&width=1200 

Text Log (11/4/18) Beginning 10:42pm

BRNR3: Hello? Did someone find my phone?

You: Yeah, I did. I work maintenance at the hospital and it was in the discard pile for old lost and found.

You: I wasn’t trying to steal it or nothing, they just get rid of unclaimed lost stuff after a month. The tag said this was left there back in late September. If you want it back though, that’s cool.

BRNR3: What hospital was this?

You: River North Hospital. The tag said it was left by a John Doe…guess that’s you…in the ER. So is that you?

BRNR3: It is. I didn’t have money for the doctor, so I decided to leave without giving my name.

You: Damn, man. That sucks. Nice phone tho. I thought I’d hit the jackpot tonight. Just charged it and turned it on when you sent the text. You must have been looking for it, huh?

BRNR3: Yeah, I got an alert when it powered on. When can I get it back?

You: Well, I can bring it back into the hospital tomorrow afternoon. Tell them to hold it for you until you can come by to pick it up.

BRNR3: Well

BRNR3: That might work.

BRNR3: Or I could just come get it from you tonight. I’m not that far from you right now, as a matter of fact.

You: Lol. Good joke man. Points for being creepy. But nah, I’ll just leave it at lost and found tomorrow. Have a good night.

BRNR3: I’m not joking.

BRNR3: You live on Abercorn Street, right? I can see the GPS location for my phone too. And I’m familiar with that area. You live in the big apartment building I bet.

You: Look, man. I’m not trying to be weird or nothing. But I don’t know you. And I’d rather just drop it by work and let you get it officially if that’s cool.

BRNR3: It would be, but I’m flying out in the morning. Going to be gone for two weeks and I need that phone. Been using a burner for over a month and I have too much stuff on there that I need while I’m gone. That’s why I’ve been watching so close for it to come back on.

BRNR3: Please. I’m not some nut. But I really need to get my phone tonight.

BRNR3: Please. I’ll pay you a finder’s fee.

You: Nah, no need for that. Look, I live in Belvedere Apts. You text when you get here and I’ll run it down to you. Will that work?

BRNR3: Yeah! Awesome! Thanks so much. I’ll text you in about 15 minutes.

BRNR3: Thanks again!


Text Log (11/4/18) Beginning 11:08pm

BRNR3: Okay, I’m about to be outside.

You: Cool. Omw down.

You: Where are you?

You: I’m standing right outside the front door of the building. Gray sweater.

You: Hello? It’s cold and I’m about to head back in. You here or not?

You: Ok. Fuck this. Sorry, dude. Idk if you got lost or what, but you’ll just have to pick it up at the hospital. Later.


Text Log (11/5/18) Beginning 1:18am

BRNR3: Sorry I didn’t come get the phone. It’s just that

BRNR3: I got to thinking. Did you look through my phone?

BRNR3: Did you?

You: Wtf? No. I didn’t look at your fucking phone. I’m trying to sleep. Fuck off and get it back from the hospital.

BRNR3: Are you sure? Are you sure you didn’t look at my phone?

You: Look at what, you freak?

BRNR3: I think you did. I think you saw all the pictures. The videos. Everything.

You: Get your phone at the hospital. You text me again and I WILL look through your phone and call the cops for harassment.

BRNR3: No. You call the cops and you die.

You: Who the fuck is this? Is this Jamie? Jamie, is this some kind of fucking prank? Not cool. I’m too tired for this shit.

BRNR3: This isn’t Jamie.

You: Then who is it?

BRNR3: A friend. For now.

You: Don’t text me again.


Text Log (11/5/18) Beginning 2:42am

You: Okay. I’m sorry. I’m sorry I took your phone. I will drop it wherever you want. I don’t know who you are, and I don’t want to know. I haven’t called anybody. I just want you to get your phone back and leave me alone.

BRNR3: So you did look at the phone.

You: Yeah. I really hadn’t before. But I did now. Just a little. Was that all real? Please tell me it was fake. I won’t be mad.

BRNR3: It was real. Though if it makes you feel better, nothing is traceable back to a particular known crime, so you’re not withholding evidence by not calling the cops.

You: I swear I didn’t. I won’t. I just want out of this. Let me get you your phone back or destroy it or whatever you want. Just let me be rid of it and I’ll forget you even exist. I swear.

BRNR3: I believe you. Mostly. The problem is, mostly believing you still means you have to die.

You: What? I don’t know anything, I don’t!

BRNR3: But you do. And so if you’re going to avoid dying, you have to make me fully believe you.

You: Ok. What do you want me to do?

BRNR3: Well, for me to fully believe you, I need you to be invested in this. Invested in what I do. What’s on that phone. Be a party to it. So that telling on me is also telling on yourself. Understand?

You: I can’t do that. I can’t hurt someone.

BRNR3: I think you’d be surprised what you can do when you’re given a little push. But I don’t expect much from you. You’re new to all that, and I’m not unreasonable. So we’ll start with something simple.

BRNR3: You need to pick.

You: Pick what?

BRNR3: You need to pick the next person I…meet. The next person I treat like you’ve seen on that phone.

You: I can’t do that. I won’t do that.

BRNR3: I think you can and will. If I’m wrong, I’ll accept my mistake. And I’ll console myself by coming to see you instead.

You: I’ll call the cops instead.

BRNR3: Go ahead. There’s nothing on that phone that can be traced back to me. They won’t find me now any more than anyone has before.

BRNR3: But I’ll find you. I always find the things I really need. And if you betray my confidences like that…well, I will NEED to meet you.

You: Okay, okay. I was just bluffing. No cops. But I can’t tell you to hurt someone.

BRNR3: I didn’t say you had to tell me what to do. I’ll decide what happens to them. But I do need you to give me a name. Share enough responsibility that I know you won’t tell on us.

You: Fuck. I don’t know.

BRNR3: You’ve got until sunrise. Think carefully. I’ll expect an answer by 7am. TTFN.


Text Log (11/5/18) Beginning 7:01am

BRNR3: Cock-a-doodle-do. Time’s up.

You: Jim Purvis.

BRNR3: Oh? Who’s he?

You: Why does it matter?

BRNR3: Who’s he?

You: He was a piece of shit drunk that used to date my mother. Beat her too.

You: When I was 15 I tried to stop him. He broke my arm and then broke his hand on my head. Guess which one of us Mom stayed with at the hospital.

BRNR3: Interesting. Is he still alive?

You: Last I heard he was working upstate for a logging company.

BRNR3: Physical description?

You: Idk. Old, fat white guy?

BRNR3: Won’t your mother be sad at your choice?

You: My mother died when I was 20.

BRNR3: Did he do it?

You: No. The piece of shit left her for some bar skank he met. I think Mom died of a broken heart.

BRNR3: :)

BRNR3: I like your choice. You get to live today. Keep the phone on you and charged up. I’ll be in touch. 

---

Credits

 

I Talked to God. I Never Want to Speak to Him Again

     About a year ago, I tried to kill myself six times. I lost my girlfriend, Jules, in a car accident my senior year of high school. I was...