Scientist's Log

Chief Scientist's Log 12/7/2007 12:31 AM

A new find was brought into the lab today. Men working the demolition of a condemned warehouse at this facility discovered a rusty oil barrel that seemed to exude cold. Preliminary electromagnetic field readings yielded chaotic data before the equipment died. Barrel appears to be constructed of stainless steel and, again, radiates cold.

13/7/2007 9:00 PM

We opened the barrel today inside a sealed chamber. Chamber immediately frosted over. Unidentified entity found within the barrel. Appears to be gaseous and black. Indeed, the very light surrounding it appears to be "sucked in" by it's presence. Appears to be sentient, but does not communicate in any understood way. Biological matter that comes into contact with the Entity seems to disintegrate.

14/7/2007 10:11 AM

An intern entered the sealed chamber alone today, without his hazard suit. He was not seen again. The Entity has double in size since being released from containment. Has become aggressive. We are sealing off the chamber immediately in light of its flesh-consuming properties and rapid growth. All research is halted.

14/7/2007 11:00 AM

It's gone. God help us, it's escaped.

The Hitchhikers

There are stories about a certain kind of hitchhiker - they only ever appear at night on quiet roads, seeming to flicker into existence in the very edge of headlights, never carrying a sign, always with an expression of deep despondency on their faces, swathed in a heavy coat and long pants, usually with gloves.

If you stop, they will seem cordial enough, polite, but hardly chatty. They will assure you that the next town or city along your route will be a fine spot to leave them. Normal enough. Unless you try killing them.

They die easily enough. But look underneath their clothes, and you will see that their skin is marred with lines of scars, forming repeating patterns that are unsettling to look at, and even more unsettling in the context of their skin.

They have no wallets, no identification. If you slice their belly open, however, they're different inside. There's no blood, no muscle, only a hollow cavity containing a single object. The object varies.

Examples include a single coin, heavy and golden and engraved with runes nobody could ever decipher. A diamond gem with fractal edges that slice bare flesh to ribbons. A small vase, quite unbreakable, that smells of the ocean and is always damp...

Once you possess a hitchhiker's object, you'll find yourself always driving the quiet roads at night. You'll never mean to, but somehow, you just will.

The lure of possessing a second one will hum quietly in your head. You'll strain to catch sight of a figure appearing in your headlights, try to resist the impulse to stop, and sometimes you might. But sometimes you won't.

You'll try telling yourself that this is just a normal person on an adventure, someone who ran out of petrol. The logical part of your brain will scream at what you're doing. You'll smile and nod and they'll get into the car and you'll slowly, casually, reach under the seat or across to the glove box...

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You might already have heard of the TV broadcast hijacking in Seneca, South Carolina; the story’s gained pretty wide currency on the Internet, and part of the broadcast is available on youtube, assuming it hasn’t been taken down for whatever reason. For the uninitiated, the Seneca hijacking is one of the lesser-known broadcast signal intrusions. It was big news here, but the nation news media barely touched on it. Anyway, I’ve decided to jot down my impressions of the whole thing, even though other eyewitnesses have already described it more eloquently than I could.


I was home on winter break when it happened, making chemistry flashcards in front of the TV. No one else was around. After watching the umpteenth Law and Order rerun, I got bored and started channel surfing. A couple minutes later, I stumbled onto this shitty public access channel where, bizarrely enough, my old high school Latin teacher was reciting a poem while wearing this dorky three-cornered hat. I watched for a few minutes and had a good laugh—I remembered him as a pretty serious guy, not the sort of person who’d embarrass himself in public like this—when suddenly there was this static-y crackle and the screen cut to this multi-colored test pattern.

Before I had time to change the channel, there’s another crackle and this weird cartoon shows up on screen. The animation style was detailed, but kind of jiggly and rough—it reminded me of those old anti-drug PSAs. Anyway, it seemed “normal” enough at first—an ordinary-looking middle class family eating breakfast together at a round kitchen table. There was a mom with an old-fashioned hairdo, a dad, two cherub-faced kids, a boy and a girl—all very Norman Rockwell. The family is making banal small talk: the dad complains about his day at the office, the kids prattle on about soccer practice, and so on. Gradually, though, the scene starts to get slightly sinister—a green light is seeping through the open window, and the family starts to acquire a jaundiced, unhealthy look: their skin changes color and their eyes become sunken. In the background, a droning radio broadcast slowly becomes perceptible: the announcer gives the date as November 15th, 2017, and starts to go on and on about some strange crisis—you can barely hear what he’s saying. He says something about a green light, melting flesh, mutations, strange shapes emerging from the sea; again and again, the phrase “Report to the nearest shelter immediately” is audible. Still, the family keeps eating breakfast as if nothing was happening.

And here’s where it gets really macabre. The family finishes eating breakfast and the mom loads the kids into a minivan. By now they look *really* unhealthy: their bodies are skeletally thin, the whites of their eyes are a sickly yellowish color, and their hair is disheveled. The car drives through a landscape bathed in the green glow from before. Strange shapes bob in and out of the screen, but you can’t quite tell what they are, and all the buildings the car passes look weathered and deserted.

Finally, the car stops at a playground and the mom drops off the kids before driving away. There are large, odd-colored rocks all over the ground and moaning can be heard in the distance. The kids hang mirthlessly on the monkey bars for a while. Eventually, the camera pans over the playground, and you see that the rocks littering the ground aren’t rocks at all but naked human forms, horribly disfigured. They seemed to be either growing into or from the ground—I can’t say which. And they are very much alive. Behind the monkey bars, a tree can be seen with a human face growing from the trunk—its features are writhing and contorted in agony.

The scene suddenly shifts to a white collar office where the children’s father is stooped over a desktop, typing away. His features are as sunken and diseased as that of the other family members, and the office is covered in a green glow. In the other cubicles, fleshless corpses sit upright at their desks, frozen in death.

Finally, we see the family return home for the evening, walking through the front door together. Their skin is no longer simply jaundiced but actually melting off—dripping from their outstretched arms and running down their faces in drops. As they are literally falling to pieces, the family sits down in the dining room and begins wordlessly to eat dinner. Their flesh becomes more and more amorphous, ribbons of skin dangling from their bodies like the tendrils of an octopus. I can barely describe it, but they somehow begin to…merge with the chairs they are seated on—or rather, their skin grows over them. By now, their skin has the consistency of melted ice cream, and they are barely recognizable as human—except for their eyes, which somehow remain intact. The camera zooms closer and closer to the table, and finally their eyes all move directly towards the camera, conveying a feeling of unfathomable sadness. The screen goes black and large white letters appear on the screen: “Report to the nearest shelter immediately. Remaining at private residences is strictly prohibited.” And with that, the screen turned to static. I stared in stunned silence for a few minutes before the banal local channel switched back on.

And that’s all I know, really. I almost thought I was dreaming until the paper reported the story the next day. God knows what really happened: a ridiculously elaborate prank? An ill-advised viral marketing campaign? The crazier parts of the Internet have their own theories. You can look up the video yourself if you’re morbidly curious.

 —

Credits to: 4chan

50 Manga Babes

MIU THE SCHOOL GIRL
Too much homework, overbearing teachers, having no boyfriend, etc, etc...Miu is your typical high school student, with your typical high school problems. But despite being touted as an illustrious academic with a bright future, all Miu really wants to do is draw. Her real passion in life is manga comic illustration, and she loves nothing more than telling great stories with beautiful, diaphanous line art. Of course this is something she keeps to herself, because those close to her would never understand why she would throw away her education just to doodle! Despite this Miu persists, and is busy after school every day, working on her next manga. Maybe it's time for Miu to show the world what her vivid imagination, and drawing skills are capable of! Go Miu!

INGRID THE PRINCESS OF SWEDEN
With her light blonde hair, blue eyes and delicate looks, Ingrid is the very picture of Scandinavian beauty, and along with her gracious demeanour this has earned her many admirers. She loves to dance and is greatly inspired by the waltzes of Johann Strauss and Tchaikovsky. She is also a superb harpsichord player and practises her craft daily.

BELLE THE FRENCH MAID
Belle works as a maid in a gorgeous baroque-style mansion in Fleurville. Although her bedroom is in the attic, she's content beause it affords her a beautiful view of the mansion gardens. She is attentive and quick to attend to her employers or their guests when they need something. She is a diligent employee and likes to carry out all her tasks properly.

NERUMI THE CATGIRL
Once an adept theif and spy for her tribe of cat people, Nerumi ran into trouble when she was captured during one of her 'outings', and an evil witch doctor put an old bell curse on her. Now she's unable to slink around undetected as she once did, but she's still very quick and agile, and can be an extremely vicious opponent. At heart, though, she's as playful and mischievous as a kitten.

TSUBAME THE NINJA
Tsubame is a strong young woman who was born out of wedlock to an incredibly talented and beautiful female ninja. Now a vagabond ninja herself, she has trained hard to hone her skills in the hope that one day her mother - who still plots revenge against the man who never took her love seriously - may be at peace.

LAETITIA THE SWORDSWOMAN
The daughter of a once world-renowned French swordsman, Laetitia has devoted her entire life to the art form for which her father was so revered. In her early teens, Laetitia witnessed her father's fatal defeat at the hand of a master samurai from Japan. She has vowed to one day be good enough to exact revenge by defeating her father's killer. Since then she has toiled day and night, studying all the different forms of swordsmanship, and honing her skill to perfection. Will she defeat the master samurai from the East? Or will she suffer her father's fate?

LEIGHLAH THE ASSASSIN
Due to trouble at home, Leighlah moved to live with her uncle when she was six years old. There she learned various martial arts, and how to use the samurai katana. At fifteen years of age, she came home from school to find her uncle dead, assassinated. Broken-hearted, she lived with a foster family for three years, training herself in the art of killing every day after school. At twenty four, she finally avenged her uncle's murder. Now twenty nine, she is one of the world's top assassins.

FIONNULA THE WARRIOR
A simple farm girl, Fionnula lost everything when her home was raided by bandits. Afterward, she roamed the dusty country roads, until she was picked up by a kindhearted old mercenary. Driven by the urge of vengeance, Fionnula begged to learn the art of war. Although reluctant to lead this strong-willed girl into his deadly way of life, he was persuaded, and in time he became proud of his apprentice. Woe to those who underestimate Fionnula, for she commands strength not evident in her delicate build!

YING THE MARTIAL ARTIST
Her name means 'Eagle', and like her namesake she is agile, feorcious and powerful. Ying is a determined Chinese warrior, who wants to be a world champion. She travels to distant shores with one thing in mind: to claim victory in battle. Aggressive and guarded, she is hard to get close to. She only shows her feelings in the heat of battle, and she relishes the idea of challenging top fighters. She fights bare-handed, believing this to be the purest, truest form of fighting.

TATIANA THE MECHA PILOT
This is one smart lady. Tatiana is the head pilot and instructor for the Earth Defence Force, Lightning Brigade, Mecha Units. She is loud and brassy, but friendly, laid-back and approachable - always ready to relax with her team, challenge them to arm-wrestling competitions and drink them under the table. But when she flies she is a deadly force to be reckoned with. With years of experience, there are few who can stand up to her on the battlefield.

SHI-YUE WU THE MILITARY
She-Yue is a young, and inexperienced, captain. She would rather fight alone than with others by her side. The interplanetary war started ten years before she was born, and the government picked her out before birth. Since the age of three she has been educated in history and battle skills. Shi-Yue showed great promise, and by her early teens was fighting on the battlefield. Stubborn and passionate, she still manages to keep a positive attitude, even if things turn sour.

ORUHA THE GEISHA
Oruha is a woman of many contradictions - refined yet girlish, seductive yet untouchable. She is a geisha of geiko rank in the Kyoto hanamachi: experienced and professional. The most charming woman you will ever meet, she has an air of mystery around her - who knows how she really feels? She is an entertainer and confidante, paid for her unrivalled good company! She is a master of dance, and keeps her fan with her at all times so she can perform should a client request it. Here, it is the end of a long day of formal engagements, and she relaxes with a regular client.

YUMIKO THE FESTIVAL GIRL
To little Yumiko-chan, there is no greater joy than witnessing the beautiful cherry blossoms in full bloom between late March and early April, when the cherry blossom festival is held. 'Hanami', as it is known in Japan, is an event Yumiko and her friends look forward to all year. When the day arrives, they just chill out and relax: sitting in Tokyo's Ueno Park from day to night taking in the view; parading around in beautiful yukata robes; sipping sweet rice wine; eating dango dumplings; chatting to cute boys; and just generally having a ball! And because it only comes once a year, Yumiko is always determined to party enough within those fleeting two weeks to last her until next time!

SHIORI THE SHINTO BRIDE
Shiori has always wanted to get married. So, when her boyfriend proposed, she was ecstatic and began making plans for the wedding immediately. Shiori has a romantic and traditional soul, and because she is a girl, she has dreamed of having a traditional Shinto wedding ceremony just as her parents and grandparents did. Even though most of her friends are now opting for Western-style weddings with enormous princess dresses, Shiori feels elegant and dignified in her traditional attire.

GRANDMA
Grandma has lived a long life, and she's been through plenty of hard times. She may no longer be the babe she was in her youth, but a positive attitude and good sense of humour have kept her cheerful and youthful in attitude. Her grandchildren are her sunshine and she's always very happy to have them visit. She fills her time by tending to her flower garden, which is small but beautiful.

MARI THE MIKO (TEMPLE MAIDEN)
Mari is a bright, cheerful teenager whose father runs the local shrine. She is happy to help her family as a shrine maiden (or 'miko') during festivals ('o-matsuri') and other special events. She loves the excitement and fun! She is friendly and popular in her neighbourhood, and goes out of her way to help others.

ANA THE PUNK ROCKER
From the venues she frequents to her trendy fashion statements, Ana is a quintessential modern rock chick! Being a lover of eclectic music, she aspired to be a musician from a young age. Her musical destinty was sealed from the moment she picked up her first guitar, bought by her father for her eleventh birthday. Making up one quarter of the acclaimed rock outfit 'Missiles a Go-Go', Ana leaves jaws on the mosh-pit floow whenever she performs. Not only is she living proof that girls rock harder than boys, she is also an inspiration to all young guitarists, being only sixteen and already a globally-worshipped guitar heroine!

TOKI DOKI THE WACKY
This girl is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. No one knows her real name, who she is or even what planet she is from! All that is known about this strange being is that she crops up sporadically in Tokyo's videogame, anime and shopping Mecca 'Akihabara'. The locals call her Toki Doki, which means 'now and then'. She never utters a word, but she will play anyone on any arcade machine, and has never lost a match. Her mysteriousness, unorthodox appearance and flawless videogame prowess has ensured her legendary status in Akihabara. Tourists from all over the country visit just to catch a glimpse of her. If you do spot her, don't get too close; that phase she carries is no toy, as a few unfortunates have found out the hard way...

REIKO THE HIP-HOP
Reiko is a huge fan of American hip-hop music, which has pervaded the Tokyo youth scene. She avidly watches music videos in order to copy her idols' sense of style and attitude. On weekends, she browses specilist hip-hop boutiques in the ultra-trendy Tokyo districts of Shibuya and Harajuku, then spends the entire night clubbing in Roppongi. She's an excellent dancer with a naturally toned body. Her dream is to travel to New York and build a career as a model or dancer.

CHIAKI THE ELEGANT GOTHIC
Descendant of a legendary Japanese vampire lineage, Chiaki is the result of an illicit love affair between the late vampire king and his mortal lover. Being half vampire and half human, Chiaki has struggled with her identity all her life, and has failed to find the acceptance she so craves. Since the death of her birth mother, her father, the vampire king, vanished into darkness never to be seen again. Now little Chiaki resides in the grand castle alone, destined to live out an eternity without ever knowing what it is to love and to be loved.

MARIA THE CYBORG
Maria was a highly skilled Shaolin martial artist with many enemies. Following a battle with her arch nemesis, she was very nearly killed when she fell from the roof of a building. Left for dead, a scientist stumbled across her broken body and took her back to his laboratory where he is rebuilding her as a cyborg. Maria is now part robot, and when the rebuilding is finally over she plans to hunt down her enemies and seek revenge.

ARIEL THE ANGEL
A normal girl by day, at night after she falls asleep Ariel transforms into a benevolent angel - a graceful, effortless being. Neither friends nor family know about this nocturnal transformation because Ariel's physical appearance is completely changed. Ariel has no memory of her night-time adventures in the morning when she wakes, but by night she is a mysterious force for good, touching the lives of many of those around her.

LESTATIA THE VAMPIRE
Lestatia Krasnova was born in 650 AD in Samova Ria (now Slovakia). A promising violinist, she was bitten by a vampire - the granddaughter of the infamous, eternal Dracul - at the tender age of seventeen. Ever since, she has stalked the night in search of young blood to suck. She vows to share her immortality only with the One, whom she has yet to meet.

MIKA THE FAIRY
Mika is so small that she could sleep on your palm, but it is more likely that she will remain hidden because when she flies she is transparent; just a small glimmer of light in the air means she may have decided to show herself! If you do see her, it's best to remain calm and to listen to her whispered words. Maybe she will ask about a deepest wish, and grant it with a gesture of her hand and a sweet smile.

RINA THE WITCH
Rina is an apprentice witch. Bubbly and charming, Rina is always a ray of sunshine. She comes from a long line of witches, and is almost fully qualified. She is hardworking and talented, but her happy-go-lucky doesn't always go down well at school.

7L THE SUPERHERO
7L, also known as Leneves Kaster, crash-landed on Earth in a metal comet from an unknown planet when she was a baby. A stranger to her past, and to her powers, until early adulthood, she discovered them while meditating on Mount Vesuvius. Her third eye burst open in a jet of flames, and her powers of flight and superhuman strength were revealed. Which is just as well, because her arch-nemesis, Knemesis, the planet-eating robot virus that destroyed her home, is on his way to Earth and only 7L can destroy him!

ALIKA THE BEACH BABE
Healthy young Alika loves nothing more than hanging out at the beach, soaking up the sun and swimming in the sea with her friends. Her healthy tanned skin and shapely curves attract lots of attention from boys, especially when she parades around in a hot bikini! Yet Alike remains single by choice; she believes that most men are losers, and she tenaciously holds out for the ever-elusive Mr Right to come along and sweep her off her feet.

KEIKO OGAWA THE TOMBOY
Keiko is a no-nonsense tomboy who just wants to chill out with her best friend, Miyuki Tanaka, and practice her karate. Keiko's uncle runs a karate dojo, and Keiko has been going there since she was very young. Keiko was in the top 10 in Japan's National Junior Karate Championship, and she aims to become top five this year. Keiko is in Grade 9, and lives with her parents. Her father is a fashion designer, and her mother is a karate instructor at Keiko's uncle's dojo.

ALISHA THE GLAMOUR GIRL
Alisha is a true girly-girl and loves her high heels and handbags. Her diary is stuffed full of sample sale and fashion week dates, as well as hair and make-up appointments. She works for a high-end lifestyle magazine and feels it is part of her job to keep up with the latest trends (well, that's her excuse anyway). Her style is flirty, but she's an expert at keeping potential suitors at arm's length!

LINA THE GEEK
Her nanny must have been a computer, because Lina likes to talk to computer screens more than real faces! Her friends do not live in her neighbourhood - they are spread all over the planet, connected like a family by the Internet - but she also has a biological family, and when it is time to eat Lina sometimes hears her mother call. But maybe an important email message is due, so Lina forgets her hunger and the people waiting at the table.

MIMI THE RETRO-KITSCH
A walking fashion statement, Mimi's high-contrast, retro-kitsch styling turns heads wherever she goes. With a passion for electronic music and clubbing, you'll find her out and about every weekend in the most fashionable underground club scenes dancing the night away. Mimi is one cool lady who knows what she wants and does not tolerate anything short of sheer perfection. Approach her in last season's threads at your peril.

PAI THE CUTE YOUTH
Like many young girls, Pai dreams of being a pop singer one day, and she's so adorable she might just make it. Young and energetic, yet naive and somewhat dreamy, she spends much of her life daydreaming about the future while dealing with the daily troubles of adolescence. At school she loves history, literature and music, but hates maths and sports. Her mother has connections in the entertainment industry, so Pai also has a job on the side as a child fashion model.

HEIDI THE ANDROGYNOUS
Heidi is a total mystery! At first, no one can tell if she is a boy or a girl. The way she dresses and acts really confuses people. Heidi attracts a lot of attention, but she is actually reserved and shy. She loves books, and spends her weekends reading in her back garden.

HOSHIKO THE KINDERGARTEN GIRL
Other kids complain when they have to walk to school in the rain: not so Hoshiko! Her eyes widen and her heart beats faster with anticipation when she sees raindrops dance in the puddles. She enjoys walking to kindergarten, jumping enthusiastically into every puddle she comes across!

ABI & KIOKO THE MOTHER & DAUGHTER
Abi is a mother and a housewife, even though Kioko's father left just after Kioko, her daughter, was born. Abi is still young at heart and carefree, but also wise and caring. She loves to take Kioko to the park, and Kioko thinks her mummy is a beautiful goddess and wants to be just like her when she grows up.

FAY THE FLOWER MAID
Fay grew up in a poor family, so her start in life was not easy. With no access to education, she had to survive selling flowers until one day she woke up and decided to change her life. Standing before her mirror, she realized that with a makeover and a nice outfit she could be a very beautiful girl. So she scraped her money together, and turned herself into a flower maid. Men could not avert their eyes from her, and as a result many girls were surprised by unexpected flowers from their sweethearts. As her business grows, Fay plans to one day buy her own flower shop.

TRINA THE HANDY GIRL
Born into a family of ballet dancers, Trina was expected to follow in their footsteps; however, due to a close friendship with her family's caretaker, she soon discovered a talent for handiwork. She finds the smell of newly cut timber and the buzzing of her trusty drill far more gratifying than pirouettes and plies. With fierce attention to detail, Trina stops at nothing to perfect her craft.

AKIHA THE SECRETARY
Akiha is head personal assistant to the chief executive officer of one of the most prestigious corporate organizations ever, although you would never guess this by looking at her! Akiha's bubbly, upbeat demeanour is not expected from someone in her role. But it is because of this that she is where she is today: by delivering unfaltering professionalism with a charming little smile!

CHO THE COOK
Cho is a young, ambitious Japanese chef, and her greatest desire is to be a cookery star on television. However, her enthusiasm outweighs her skill. As she dreams of a life of stardom, the thrashin fish slips from her hands and escapes. She chases the fugitive fish with the battle cry 'Banzai!' She is more like a martial artist than a professional cook!

STACEY THE SPORTSWOMAN
Stacey loves sports, being active, and keeping fit. She is not skinny, nor is she outrageously curvy; she has toned arms, strong legs and a flat tummy. Tennis is one of her favourite sports - not only are the outfits cute, but tennis satisfies her competitive streak. You can see in her face that she hates to lose! Although she is an avid sportswoman, she still likes to look very feminine; hence her choice of pretty pink accessories.

CHIKA THE POP IDOL
It's the mid-1980s. Chika is only nineteen, and is already at the top of the charts with a self-penned pop song. Her music education started with classical piano lessons but there is fire in this girl's belly, and only rock music allows her to express it adequately; pop is not the style of music she lives for! However, she has a keen business mind, and she gives people what they want to hear in order to earn lots of money. One day she will break free to create the music she really loves.

SANDY THE COWGIRL
Sandy is born-and-bred cowgirl, having grown up on a ranch in Texas where she learned how to ride horses and tend cattle. Like all cowboys she owns a revolver, but keeps it hidden under her bed and only uses it in emergencies. She's high-spirited adn hot-blooded, but aggression doesn't suit her carefree nature, and after a hard day working on the ranch she loves going to local bars to dance and flirt.

HIKARI THE WRESTLER
Conquering wrestlers around the world has been Hikari's dream ever since she saw her idol, Mysterious Dragon Mask, win the Japanese female championship when she was a child. She grew up pursuing the lofty dream of being the best of the best, and procuring the legendary Dragon Mask for herself. Although still an amateur, Hikari's resolve is unbreakable, and she will get up every time she is slammed to the mat.

DAVINA THE DIVA
As a child, Davina would watch divas on television. She was fascinated by their costumes, dancing and singing. Years later, her own mysterious beauty and expressive voice have brought her fame. After years of work, she became the singing star she had longed to be. Here she poses for a full-page magazine advert for her own scent!

MISS APPLETON THE TEACHER
Miss Appleton is well known for her stern approach to education and having no tolerance of anything imperfect. A multidisciplinary woman of extraordinary talents, Miss Appleton does not specialize in any particular subject: she specializes in them all! From physics to maths, from gym to art, from Latin to German, this lady's knowledge and skills are beyond comprehension. She is also a black belt in various martial arts. This is one teacher you don't want to mess with!

NINA THE NURSE
Nina may appear to be a highly motivated nurse, with a caring bedside manner, but appearances can be deceiving. In fact, she is a ruthless practical joker who enjoys playing tricks on the other nurses and telling tall stories to the patients, enjoying the dumbfounded expressions she elicits from her victims.

SATSUKI IN THE SNOW
Satsuki loves the snow and, as she heads to school she's overjoyed that the first snow is falling. She's wrapped up warmly in her winter school uniform, a warm coat and pink scarf, but she's still a fashionable girl at heart, choosing to go bare-legged with large, loose socks. Cheeful though she is now, she's forgotten that there's bound to be a snowball fight in the playground, and her bright pink hair makes her a prime, unwilling target - not that she can't throw a few snowballs back herself!

LITTLE MISS MITSUKI
Mitsuki may seem like a normal ten-year-old, but in reality she's the princess of Pikari Land, a magical kingdom in another dimension. In Pikari Land all children of royal blood are sent out into the world once they reach the age of ten, where they have a year to make all their dreams come true before returning to the kingdom to study the harsh world of politics. With her faithful henchmen Mitsuki has set out with big dreams, and her sweet smile and happy-go-lucky attitude mean that she's adored by everyone she meets.

MORWENNA THE DARK ELF
Morwenna is cool, aloof and distant. Cunning, shrewd and ever-so-slightly cruel, she is a denizen of the night, at home in forests and caves. She is an expert huntress and fierce fighter, but is more than happy to use her otherworldly beauty in order to get her own way. Even in a chibi version her attitude still shines through!

PIPPA THE PIXIE
Pippa is a cute little flower pixie - sweet and playful, curious and changeable! A carefree creature, she dances through forest glades, bouncing on petals, drinking dew and taking naps under shady ferns. This mercurial lifestyle means she is easily distracted and cannot sit still for very long. Count yourself lucky if you get a glimpse of her, as something else will inevitably catch her eye and off she'll go in pursuit!

(For character reference)

I Told You to Smile

It was the 2nd of January, 2:04 AM. I woke up to a knocking on the door. One knock every 3 seconds. I slipped on my slippers and walked down the stairs. As I walked down, the knocking on the door got faster, almost like a heartbeat. When I got to the door, the knocking stopped, I looked outside and nobody was there.

I went back up to my room and went back to bed, thinking it was just some kids playing a prank. At 4:21 AM I woke up to the front door slamming shut. I jumped, terrified. I looked over at my frosted window to find “smile” written all over it in the frost. I grabbed my phone next to me, ready to call 911, only to find a message written on it saying “I told you to smile”. I cried and ran for my life running outside.

As soon as I got outside I knocked on my neighbors house across the road. They answered and held me while I sobbed. They phoned the police. At exactly 5:42, the police came to my neighbors house after an extensive search of my house. They told me there had been no evidence at all of anyone in my house other than me. The messages on the window were gone, same with my phone. They told me to get some sleep and advised me to see the doctor about stress and anxiety problems. Fuck that. I knew what happened to me was real.

The following evening, after spending the day at my neighbors, I went home. I went up to my bedroom and set up a camera. It was aimed at my bedroom door and my bed. I set it to record and went to sleep. Thankfully, I slept through the night. However, as I watched the footage, I couldn’t believe what I saw.

At 3 in the morning, something crawled out from under my bed. It was a completely naked, anorexic…thing. He stood up and looked at me on the bed. He did so for another hour, not moving at all. Then he moved. He walked over to the camera until his face took up the whole shot. He was extremely pale and had bulging veins all over his head. His eyes were completely black, with a huge smile on his face. He stared at the camera for another two hours, not blinking, just slightly twisting his head every now and again.

After two hours of him staring went past, he walked back over to my bed and crawled back under. I skipped the video forward until it showed me getting up and walking over to the camera. The video finished. I was frozen with fear. The video showed him going back under, but not leaving. Whatever it was, it was still there.

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Blackout

Day 1
    Today was a great day! I finally met my first Pokemon! She’s a Charmander, and she’s very special because female Charmanders are so rare. Of course, stupid Blue tried to defeat me with his Squirtle, but we showed him!
    I’ve been waiting my entire life for the day my journey would begin. A lot of other kids are all obsessed with beating the Pokemon League and stuff, but not me. I want to just spend my journey learning about Pokemon. You see, I am a bit of a pacifist. But I cannot avoid the wild Pokemon forever, as I need to catch another Pokemon so Charmander won’t get lonely. I’ll buy some PokeBalls from Viridian City tomorrow!

Day 2
    The Viridian PokeMart was out of PokeBalls and they wouldn’t sell any to me until I delivered a parcel to Oak for them. It was worth the return trip because the professor gave me a Pokedex to help him record all the Pokemon in Kanto. This is great news! It makes my journey so much easier knowing I can easily access a Pokemon’s information with this device.
    I caught a Pidgey today, too! She’s such a pretty Pokemon. Plus, she and Charmander get along great! With Charmander and Pidgey by my side, I’m ready to take on anything!

Day 3
    Met some Caterpies in Viridian Forest, but caught no sight of the rare Pikachu despite hours of searching. There were some other Trainers around that I couldn’t run from, but Charmander defeated them with ease. Anyway, I’ve finally reached Pewter City. I can’t write more. I’m too tired. I need to get some sleep before I can explore properly.

Day 4
    This city is great! There’s a museum with rare Pokemon fossils. I spent almost the whole day there taking notes. The fossils were beautiful but frightening. I can’t imagine Pokemon like them roaming the earth!
    The museum is the only real landmark here, so I’m moving on in the morning. Gotta go! Charmander and Pidgey are hungry. I need to give them their Pokemon food for the day. Or maybe they can share some of my food. I’m not sure if that’s a good idea because I did that yesterday and they might get overweight. Oh well.

Day 5
    So, um, I can’t leave this city, can I?
    I tried to go to Mt. Moon. I heard Clefairies live there. They’d be interesting Pokemon to add to my Pokedex.
    But there was this man there. He asked if I had fought the Gym Leader and I told him I wasn’t interested. He didn’t listen and led me to the Gym anyway. It was a big mustard-colored building that looked like a giant Pokemon Center. Inside were lots and lots of rocks. The Gym Leader looked really, really intimidating. I could see him from the other side of the gym and, quite frankly, I didn’t want to get any closer. So I left.
    I told the man that the Gym Leader scared me, but he just sent me back again and again. I tried leaving towards Viridina Forest and that went okay, but I can’t go towards Mt. Moon. Why is that? What’s wrong with Mt. Moon?

PS- This man can walk through fences. It’s very weird and scary. Is he a ghost?

Day 6
    I tried racing the man back and failed. He was there, waiting for me, grinning like a Gengar. Curse my short little legs! If only I could run faster…
    I really want a Clefairy, though. So I guess I should try and fight the Gym Leader. He shouldn’t be that hard to beat, right?

Day 9
    Sorry I haven’t written. I haven’t felt well lately.
    The Gym Leader defeated me very easily with just his Geodude. I couldn’t do anything but watch as his attacks battered my poor Charmander and Pidgey. They weren’t made for battling! I never meant for this to happen!
    But that’s when something strange happened. After I gave the Gym Leader his prize money, I felt kinda foggy. Then I felt like my brain exploded. With a flash of white, I collapsed and woke up at the Pokemon Center to find my Pokemon feeling better. But I felt nauseous, like I was going to throw up.
    I stayed in the Pokemon center for three days, drifting in and out of sleep. I don’t know why I feel so ill. The man still won’t let me leave. Why can’t I leave?

Day 11
    I want to go home. I want to see my mom.

Day 14
    …Mom…

Day 16
    Mom won’t talk to me. She just heals my Pokemon and sends me away. Professor Oak won’t help. So I’m heading back to Pewter City. I have to go forward somehow, and that means defeating that Brock.
    But how? His Rock-type Pokemon are so strong…
    Maybe I should train in this forest more. Yea. I’ll just get stronger and then beat him. Maybe I’ll even find a Pikachu…

Day 17
    I caught a Pikachu today! It’s a boy, and my very first male Pokemon. I love my baby boy very much! He’s good friends with Charmander even though she beat him up so I could catch him. Pidgey’s a little scared of him, though.
    My Pokemon defeated all the Trainers in the forest. We’re pretty strong now. Maybe we can try and fight the Gym Leader again.

Day 19
    No such luck. Pikachu’s attacks didn’t even hurt his Pokemon. I managed to defeat the Geodude this time, but he beat me with his Onix. And I blacked out again too. I’m so weak…and tired…maybe I should sleep more.

Day 22
    Charmander evolved! She’s a Charmeleon now. I heard Charmeleons are very ill-tempered, but she’s actually still very sweet, though she’s a bit more rash than she was as a Charmander.
    I wonder when my Pidgey and Pikachu will evolve. Pidgeotto and Raichu would make great additions to the Pokedex!

Day 26
    Spent the last few days catching some Pokemon I missed out on earlier. Still feel woozy at times. Really tired today. Need sleep.

Day 30
    It’s been a month since I left home, but I finally did it! I beat the Gym Leader! The Onix was really weak to Charmeleon’s Metal Claw. The Gym Leader gave me some prize money and a Boulderbadge. It’s all gray like a dead eye, staring at me. I don’t like it very much. I have no idea why most kids my age would have their Pokemon get beat up just for a chunk of metal like this.
    Plus that man is gone now! Yaaaaay! Tomorrow, I can go hunt Clefairies!

Day 31
    Okay, maybe not today. I’m too sick to leave town today.

Day 45
    Finally reached Cerulean City. I caught a Clefairy, which is great. She helped me capture some other Pokemon in the cave too.
    There was a ledge at the other side of the cave and I can’t climb back up it. This makes me sad because I can’t go back home.

Day 57
    I finally used that ticket Bill gave me- oh, wait.
    It’s been a while since I last wrote, hasn’t it?
    Oh, anyway, a man named Bill gave me a ticket to the SS Anne. I came just after the party, and all that was left were some Trainers itching to battle. Stupid Blue was there, too. I beat him pretty easily. I was forced to battle every one. Why can’t I run from Trainer battles? It’s annoying.

Day 66
    Blacked out again today. I don’t like blacking out. I always feel so ill afterwards. I need to train more so I don’t black out.

Day 78
    Oh no…
    Did…did I kill Blue’s Raticate?
    I’m sorry, Blue. I didn’t mean it. Please forgive me. Please. I just can’t stop…I can’t run away…

Day 79
    I went to pay my respects to Blue’s Raticate today, but it turns out that he was standing in front of a different grave. It was for a Mankey I didn’t know. …Maybe I just overreacted. I was never a big fan of battles anyway. I like catching and caring for Pokemon better. I just get caught up in battles alot so…

Day 89
    Chameleon is a Charizard now. And um, that’s about it.

Day 120
    Saw some weird people in black suits today, but they weren’t Team Rocket. They were talking about the Gym in Saffron City, which I just got the badge for. Something about a faulty warp tile? Whatever. They made no sense, anyway.
    I have five badges now. It’s funny, a girl like me having five badges. But I had to collect them to move on and go to new places so…

Day 152
    Finally looped back to Pallet Town. I have seven badges now and just need one more. I mean, I already got the first seven and battled Team Rocket twice. So I might as well get this last one.

Day 153
    I lost again. I’m sicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksick

Day 154
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Day 157
    It’s mine.
    The eighth badge is mine. Ha! Might as well challenge the Pokemon League now because, hey, nothing better to do and besides, I got all the badges. Yes. I might as well.
  
Day 181
    After about half a year, I have become the new Champion.
    I congratulate my Charizard, Raichu, Pidgeot, Clefable, Slowbro and Dragonite. Yes, we worked so hard for this.
    Why do I feel so tired?

Day 182
    I dreamed I went back to Pallet Town. And now I’m in Pallet Town for real. Weird. He he.

Day 184
    Where is Charizard?
    I can’t find her in the PC. I can’t find any of my Pokemon in the PC, except for a couple of them that I caught for the Pokedex. It just said my team was sent to somewhere called Pal Park. What is that? Why can’t I find them?! WHY CAN’T I

Day 185
    It’s okay.
    They’re right here, in my Hall of Fame entry.
    It’s just their pictures, yes, but I feel like they’re right there with me.
    Yes, my Charizard. Beautiful, rare Charizard. We shall never be apart.

Day 186
    Saw the suit people again today. They were talking about a game. What game? Can I play?
    More of my Pokemon went to that weird Pal Park place today. This is really starting to get annoying! Why are my Pokemon all leaving me? Who’s taking them? I’m so angry! When I find them…

Day 187
    I played with my Pidgey today. It’s just like having Pidgeot back! I miss Pidgeot, but not as much as before. After all, I always have the Hall of Fame.

Day 188
    Today I feel ill. I’m going to go to bed and do nothing all day.

Day 189
    What’s going on?
    What is this green place?
    Why do I feel so sick? It’s like my brain is bursting out of my skull, the brain matter splattering on some faraway surface.
    My limbs are disappearing and I’m not afraid for some reason. Maybe I’m going to Pal Park. Maybe I’lL sEE My CHARIZARD aGaIn. M@y8E !’ll g0 to PAL P@RK and s33 C#arizAAArd 4or Re@1 n0W.
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